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 Life is great. Really. phun.org is online since the 25th February and was already visited by ~ 3000 people. Isn't that awesome?
But the there is also a minor problem - the page produces too much traffic. In 3 days at least 6 gigabyte, thats far too much for my current webspace package. Ahhh who gives a fuck about money, if I need more traffic I will buy it - easy like pie. Now enough of the negative news - lets get dirrty.
Ooohhellitscoldasaurus and Icantfeelmydamnlegsasaurus. You think: "WTF?". No thats interesting, that are the names of two new dinosaur species which were found in america:
The 70 million-year-old fossils of the carnivore would have rested for millenniums at the bottom of an Antarctic sea, while remains of the 100-foot-long herbivore were found on the top of a mountain.
You have to know that today is animal day @ phun.org  This time it's a matter of life and death. A rodeo bull gone crazy - jumped a fence into the audience, sending two people to the hospital and slightly injuring eight others. Yeah, life is dangerous.
Ok, thats enough of the serious news for today. Let's start with a (nice) Mario Brother SWF-Movie. I don't know exactly if the movies are good, I only watched the first for few seconds, but there are many people who told me, they are good.
 Now a few links, which are really worth visiting, because they contain extreme funny, sexy or dumb stuff. Check it out:
- I don't know why, but I always find a latex-freak for every update.
- Yes, Carneval is naughty !
- Neverending gallery of cute girls - not as good as phun.org, but anyway - respect!
- You're a nipple fetishist ?
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Here you will find amazing space-images. From Bora-Bora over Mt. Everest to Mars.
- And for the end some pictures of "future cars".
- Some crazy pics of a bus fire in germany. Scary.
- Old but still aweseome. Rotating Chick. Perfect.
- This guy is fucking skilled with his hands. Crazy Pencil tricks Dont try this at home - it wont work .
- Last but not least. Babes, babes and some more babes
You want to see the real truth of the NFL half-time show? We make it possible - harhar:
Justin is a tranny - I've knew it all times.
 As you can see I am very busy when it comes to update this site. I'am not just hanging around like this MOUSE !!!!111 It's unbelievable, I never saw such a lazy MOUSE before. Only hanging around not doing anything, tztz. Ok, enough of that shiftless MOUSE.
Ah, and I found the sentence about the canadians:
if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i'd be canada.
Here the american again:
f i had a nuke for every country that pisses me off, i'd be american.
We have a new section online, called specials. Check it out - you won't regret it. Trust me!
Want some fore fun? Look at that. Billy the silly.
 Now some very good news. For this update I've uploaded some new cute chicks. Check 'em out. You don't get enough? Visit this homepage. There you will find more.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
You didn't laught? Me too. Daily jokes are often crap.
But the best thing of this update is my new fansign. phun.org has got only sexy visitors. That's for sure
Ahhh.... I almost forgot: I've uploaded 4 new movies. Some of them are really hot 
So that's it. On Monday there will be a new vote for the "Thong Of The Week". So you'll be better here.
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