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 That are really some awesome news. I stumbled today on an article (text in german) in an Austrian news magazine. They are talking about a new "lesbian" tape with the Playboy-Model Nicole Lenz. Supposedly it was created last year on her brithday party. MTV VJ Simon Rex was the camera man. Her ex-boyfriend "Jason Shaw" found the tape in her house, he took the tape and destroyed it. (I don't believe this...) Anyway, would be really awesome if this was true. If you still didn't see the old Paris Hilton Sex Tape, you'll better click that link fast!
Now some pics of the wannabe pornstar "Paris Hilton":
Paris
Hilton 1 ~ Paris
Hilton 2 ~ Paris
Hilton 3 ~ Paris
Hilton 4 ~ Paris
Hilton 5 ~ Paris
Hilton 6 ~ Paris
Hilton 7
Take a look at this list, which shows how easy a man's life would be, if the world were fair to men:
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a 'cheers for the sex - now fuck off' would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentine's Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
5. The only show opposite 'Monday Night Football' would be 'Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.'
6. Instead of 'beer-belly,' you'd get 'beer-biceps.'
7. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
8. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.
9. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. Example -
Cop: 'You know how fast you were
going?'
You: 'All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place.'
Cop: Nice one, that's $20 off.'
10. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
Some of the points are really good. Next time I gonna post 10 more reasons! Good nite ladies.
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| hank
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damn, I need that TAPE.
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| 27.07.2004
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