Copied! Bouncer are retarded... on 18.04.2010 @ 23:55

...not all of them, but quite a few. Yesterday I went to club I've visited at least 50 times by now. The bouncer knows me (and my friends) and I've never caused any trouble besides spending at least over 2-3 grand over time in that club. Long story short, we arrived pretty late (around 2AM) and there was no waiting queue and the bouncer tells me: "No you can't get in, it's too full". My gf was inside the club and said it's quite packed, but far away from being too full. While we were talking with the bouncer at least 5 to 10 people left the club, but he kept saying "it's too full". Not only to us, but to a few girls too. What I'm trying to say with this rambling is, that if I was the owner I would fire that bouncer. There was no reason not to let us inside the club at that moment. I'm not overly pissed, we went to another club, a half mile away and had a blast, it's just that every company tries to do whatever is possible to keep their customer happy and nightclubs do quite often the opposite. Sorry for this wall of text...but I had to get this off my chest. Now enjoy our gallery, which features sexy girls wearing only paint. I'm sure you gonna like it: Bodypaint Girls Enter Gallery - Lexxi Tyler enjoys some hot lesbian love. And you can enjoy watching them. - Fail #1. Party girl takes painful cliff dive. Oha. Fail #2. Basketball dunk. - The devil takes control of a person, yes, that's exactly how it looks like. - Hilarious old school porn, women gets fucked by an invisible man. Haha, fail! - Because waking up at the same place every day is boring...here's WinScape! - I'm the opposite of a fan of Heidi Montag, but I like her a bit more after this. - Stacy Keibler does a plaster cast of a wonderfully shaped ass. Smart idea! - The 7 most horrifying things ever discovered in a human body. Oh my god... - Complicated Universal Cum. Damn, music videos ARE getting better! Yay! - Windows errors are horrible, even if you try to do something good with them... - Busty chick shows off her perfect rack on webcam. I like that a lot...yay! - Move, bitch! Get out of my way. Taxi driver takes on a ranting bitch...tzzz. - Perfect blonde Playboy model poses just for you. Damn, what a package. Aight! - Good luck with trying to cross this road. More insane traffic footage. OMG!! - Looks like this dude skipped a few lessons during his paragliding training. Damn, it took my long enough to finish the update for today. Enjoy the links - cya all tomorrow!

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Copied! Saturday Babes CCLVII on 17.04.2010 @ 15:00

Once again 15 hand-picked galleries: Last 10 Saturday Babes updates: CCXLVII -- CCXLVIII -- CCXLIX -- CCL -- CCLI -- CCLII -- CCLIII -- CCLIV -- CCLV -- CCLVI

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Copied! Quick One CCCLXI on 16.04.2010 @ 16:12

No talking just the finest links: - Aria Giovanni and Veronika Zemanova having a good with eachother. Lesbos!! - Baby animals: Baby turtle tries to fuck a shoe. And a baby kangaroo. So cute! - Funny video compilation of various people running into glass doors. Blind?! - You gotta love foreign tv-shows. One lucky dude and three girls. Mud wrestling. - I guess this guy is never going to be the 2nd Dennis Rodman. Rebound fail. - Psycho cat doesn't like her tail and keep attacking it. Not a very smart cat. - You can never have enough to these...Carmen and her epic titties. So fine! - With a highly motivated trainer you can only win. He takes his job serious. - Romanian tractor fail. That how it looks like when morons try to drive. Mou. - 10 best natural hooters in Hollywood. Yummy! Katy Perry should be there too! - Haha, old school porn is so fucked-up. Just watch this. You gonna laugh. - Simple, yet pretty amazing trick. How to reignite a candle. I didn't know that... - Stunning brunette amateur shows off! And here's a cute blondie. Yummy! - Part 3 for the online gamer in real life. Haha, this shit is so true. Lovin' it! - This guy manages it to fail twice in one skateboard jump. Impressive move. I wish you all a cool weekend - enjoy your free time and don't forget to come back tomorrow.

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Copied! Czech girls... on 15.04.2010 @ 15:00

Everybody knows that the hottest girls are from the Czech Republic...and of course from Sweden. Hehe. Just take a look at our todays' gallery and you'll understand right away what I'm talking about. Here's Nessa. And she's not only hot, but she seems to be some kind of scientist too, because her titties are able to by-pass gravity, very interesting: Nessa Enter Gallery - Amateur chick shakes her ass right in front of your face. Woop, woop! - Another video compilation full of pain. The fat kid is hilarious though. lulz! - Aaaand the douchebag of the year 2010 award goes to this guy. Epic! - Eva Longoria, Carmen Electra and two other hot celebs dancing. Yay! - Couple gets married right after the wife had a gangbang with 1000 guys. - If Fedor fought Silva, this would be the result. Hilarious animated .gif file. - Hot babes dressed as French maids, great idea! Plus Spanish webcam hottie. - Your life sucks? Get a funny t-shirt and everything will turn out just fine! - Sometimes it's hard to understand what a commercial is trying to sell you. - That's what I call "hard earned money" Slut fucks store clerk for $4. Oh my... - Leonardo DiCaprio is such a lucky bastard, for having Bar Rafaeli as girlfriend. - 7 sites redone, if girls ruled the internet instead of boys. That is sooo true! - Perfect brunette amateur hottie masturbates. Plus two lesbian stunners. - Women on bicycles = mass crash. But men can be pretty moronic too! OMFG. - If you really love your cat - get her an iPad. Expensive, but worth it's money. Last but not least a wonderful complation of pictures, called: Rio, caught between heaven and hell. Have a nice day everybody!

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Copied! Funny Pictures CCLX on 14.04.2010 @ 15:00

Here we go: Last 10 funny pictures updates: CCLI -- CCLII -- CCLIII -- CCLIV -- CCLV -- CCLVI -- CCLVII -- CCLVIII -- CCLIX

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Copied! Quick One CCCLX on 13.04.2010 @ 16:00

No talking just the finest links: - Sunny Leone and a friend of her took a ride with the lesbian train. A hot ride! - Mid-sized brawl breaks out during some Argentinian live show. Entertainment! - This dog doesn't need much to play with - his shadow is enough for him. lulz. - A dildo and a window - that's all this girl needs to pleasure herself. Smart one! - This guy got to have at least a dozen guardian angels. Got run over by a car. - Who needs a purple heart when you can get achievements points on XBox. - Sexy Stacy Dash gallery. Plus picture gallery of some hot baseball babes. Yay! - This girl is wasted like a truck driver. I wonder what they gonna do with her! - Pop goes the dildo - a dildo slides slowly out of a pussy. Looks kinda disgusting. - That's a kinda weird, but def. creative commercial for an oven. Hot chick/en. - Enlightenment - this makes perfect sense. It will put a smile on your face. - Robbie Maddison jumps over the Corinth canal. That was a great jump. Props! - Two stunning blonde lesbians are having phun. No nudity, but a great rack. - A insane dude jumps from one airplane to another. Not TV stunt. Just nuts. - The "Still Face Effect" - so you better be playing with your kid. Interesting! Btw. I got a question for you. What are you thankful for today? I'm thankful for the wind. Sounds, weird but it's not. Just take a peak at the link. Luv ya all! Cya tomorrow.

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Copied! Thong Of The Week Vote on 12.04.2010 @ 16:00

As you can see, there are 3 new thongs online - ready to be rated. Now the results of the old vote (click to enlarge): Winner: 6024 votes 2nd Place: 3872 votes 3rd Place: 1338 votes We're almost back on 12k in total votes - but I know we can do better. I picked out three close-up shots for this week. Asses don't get rounder than these examples. Enjoy!

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