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 Since having enough time today, I decided this update should be the best of all until now - doesn't that sound nice? 
A friend of mine celebrated her birthday on Monday, it was a little party with only a few good friends, now you're thinking that's not spectacular at all. BUT at the party happend something really cool. I could convince two girls for a "girl-on-girl photoshooting". So we went to a separate room and made some fucking nice pictures. I was the photographer a friend played the director and the two girls showed us great poses. The girls were smart enough to give us the permission for shooting them only with the precondition that we use their camera. So I presently don't have the pictures, but I hope to get them within 1-2 weeks and you can be sure that you will be the first seeing them. Because I'm such a nice guy, here you have a small sneak-preview of what you can expect next week:
- Every Resident Evil fan have to check out the trailer of the new Resident Evil 4 game. It's a pretty awesome movie.
- I really can't stop laughing while staring at this picture.
- Watch a basketball player hitting a referee. Not a new movie, but still funny.
- This guy chase everything funny and sexy.
- You like porn - you can find it everywhere on the internet, but this movie is different. Trust me.
- Fuck this website. A so-called "model agency" shows their ugly "models" - it's just wrong.
- Wrong - that word fits absolutly perfect to this website too. Should be the new reference for explaining the word WRONG.
- Are you hungry? Wanna eat a burger? Why don't you bid for this half-eaten burger. eBay sells everything.
- A very true message.
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Dirrty girls and more.
Check out Christina Aguilera's nip ring
 Stupid story of the moment:
Cranberry is the state fruit of Wisconsin
MADISON, Wis. -- The cranberry became Wisconsin's state fruit Monday, joining other official state symbols such as the badger and polka dancing.
The bill, signed into law Monday by Gov. Jim Doyle, was introduced by students from Trevor Grade School in Kenosha County. They pushed for the bill after learning Wisconsin did not have a state fruit.
The students initially thought the cherry should be the state fruit but eventually settled on the cranberry, Gov. Jim Doyle said. "You have learned a great lesson here and I appreciate your work," Doyle told the school children, who cheered wildly after he signed the bill.
Wisconsin is the nation's leader in cranberry farming and produces more than 300 million pounds of the fruit annually, more than half of the estimated 575 million pounds of cranberries Americans eat each year, according to the Wisconsin State Cranberry Growers Association. Cranberry growing contributes more than $300 million to the state's economy and provides more than 7,000 jobs, Doyle said.
- I don't like Matrix III, it's a shitty sequel, you should better watch this versioin of Matrix I.
- All George W. Bush hater have to visit this open directory. It contains a lot of funny pictures.
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Visual illusions are the new trend. I didn't get it.
- I'm sure you never knew what's possible with your fingers.
- The new and amusing Ford KA advertisement.
- Interested in some celebrity trash news ? Pam and Tommy Lee want to remerry.
- Searching a interesting homepage? Check this one.
- Yet another bike crash movie.
- Did you ever saw dead hardware? I hope UPS wasn't the delivery service. I ordered my TFT via UPS.
- Are you against breast implants? Me not. Supoort bigger breast!
- Large website with funny stuff. Esp. the "Naked Britney" Movie is very amusing.
Anna Kournikova at the beach:
Ok I'm done. Making this update took at least 3 hours - so wrap the writing mistakes, I'll correct them later. Perhaps you can post some supporting comments, I would really appreciate that. Tomorrow I will add some more "Babe" links. Stay tuned.
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Yeah, it was time for a new picture-update. I've added over 200 new pictures into the gallery. At this moment I want to remember you, to sign up as a member. It takes only few seconds and you have the possibility to upload own pictures (what I would really appreciate) and the second advantage is the access to the Member-Gallery (soon online). And now, enjoy:
Hope you liked em. Stay tuned and enjoy your weekend.
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 I really love days like this. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the fansigns are coming. Yeah, you've heard right, I got a new fansign (pic on the left, click to enlarge). A big "thank you" for that fansign goes out to Brandy from Brandys-Box. You're the best - luv ya!
Want to see more of her? No problem check these hot galleries, you won't regret it:
Gallery 1 - Her pink thong
Gallery 2 - Yellow panties
Gallery 3 - St. Patricks outfit
Gallery 4 - Playing with oil
Gallery 5 - Awesome see-through lingerie
I hope you enjoyed viewing the pictures as much as I did. This week is until now fucking awesome. Yesterday phun.org breaked a new daily visitors record with 3648 uniques. Thanks - it's very nice to see that people actually like my site and keep visiting it.
 Dumbass of the moment:
Harvard professor collected $500,000 for a fake SARS research and lost all the money due to a investment in Africa with the Nigerian connection.
The former Dana-Farber researcher and Harvard University professor allegedly bilked 35 students, co-workers, friends and Internet pals out of $600,000 he claimed would help launch a SARS research institute in China. Weldong Xu, 38, began the scam in July - at the height of the SARS scare - convincing mostly Asian acquaintances to lend him money for the research center, police said. Xu claims he used the money to invest in a questionable Nigerian business offer he received via e-mail that promised a $50 million profit. The scammer's been scammed,'' Blair said.
- You want to be something special? Perhaps you should use the longest eMail address of the world. Your friends will be happy about that.
- A strange SWF-Movie. I don't get it.
- These japanese people. I have no clue what that guy is doing.
- Yah, this is a nice place to be.
- Uhm, this guy must have a very strong dick. Respect!
- Normally I hate tennis, but this movie is entertaining
- Wanna be a hacker ? Try to hack this page. I know this link is older than my grandma, but I'm still not through it.
- Angelina Jolie is a powerbade and so fucking cute. Want to see her naked? Check out this movie.
- A purple hippo shaking the ass to the Thong-Song.
- Streetball is a nice game. But sadly I'm not as good as these guys.
- That's a naked celebrity meeting point.
That's everything, have to eat now - updating makes hungry. And be prepared for a huge picture update coming soon.
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 Alright partner
Keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
Throw your hands up
Ladies and gentlement
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rolling baby.
Yeah, it's time for a new stylish update. The week is almost over and the weekend is near. With a nice beginning, because of Attu. Thanks for your link man. Thanks also goes out to the man @ exbyte. I would go crazy without my weekend, because my actual so called "job" sucks nuts. All day long I only wash the dishes of some stupid roofer-apprentice. Have to work there until june  I hope you have a better job or you still go to school - enjoy that time. But after that shitty job I have nothing to do for 3 months, just waiting to go to college - that'll be an awesome time But lets face the serious part of this update:
- You like the word FUCK? You use it often? These people teach you some more invectives. Very nice movie.
- Wanna see some oldschool porn?
- Not David Belle, but still good. I would be happy if I could do that. You'll find there some nice Matrial-Art tricks movies.
- Even Tony Hawks isn't that good but I'm not very good in that skateboarding game. You?
- I like black, yeah I really do.
- I'm a lot better in that game. Mario is cooler than Tony.
- Damn this guy is sexy.
- And that fat male angel is definitively not as cool as Tony or Mario. WTF?
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Aluminum everywhere. This guy has too much free time.
- A webcam is a nice invention, but sadly not always.
- Damn, I loved that game. Played it for hours and hours.
Life can be evil - A story about a man who was hit by a train and on his way to the hospital the ambulance was involved in a accident:
HOUSTON -- A 60-year-old man was struck by a slow-moving train as he walked home from work, and then a car slammed into the ambulance that was to take him to the hospital. The man escaped both accidents with minor injuries.
"He heard the train trying to warn him. ... He was disoriented and thought the train was coming from the other direction," Connaughton said.
As Hall was being loaded into an ambulance, a car slammed in the vehicle. Another ambulance later took Hall to the hospital where he was treated.
- I know this movie is old as hell, but nobody should miss it. It's a Frenchman doing nice music.
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Don't watch the following videos - I warned you.
- Are you stupid? Better don't play that game. I must be stupid. Ok now I got it. Puuhhh.
- You must be really fast to win that game. I was too slow.
- This website is called "phun.org" so the funny pictures mustn't miss. But it's Lycos webspace...
Ok, 2 hours later the update is finally finished. Update pic 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 in full size. Cya sunday, or saturday? Who knows...
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Perhaps you noticed that it wasn't possible to download the movies, that's because I enabled the hotlinking-protection and I must made a mistake. Now the downloads are working again, I'm searching the bug. Sorry for these intricacies. As a small compensation I've uploaded 2 new movies.
1. A guy that piss & puke at the same time.
2. Crzay penguin likes techno.
And tomorrow there will be a new "Thong Vote".
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 Here we go. I was very busy in the last few days, so I was unable to do the update earlier. I never thougt that making and updating a homepage takes so much time. Today it was the first day of the week I went into the fitness center. THAT SUCKS. But I still look almost like this guy. However, I would do nearly everything to please my visitors and keep them updated with the latest stuff - that's for sure 
And I find a lot of stuff on my daily wanderings on the Internet. I hope that you will enjoy them as much as I did.
You like p0rn ? Download it from the Internet, but don't steal porn magazines from a store. This guy made the mistake and stole 3 porn magazines, after that every cop in the county was after him.
It was scarcely the Great Train Robbery, but a police force saw fit yesterday to alert all its officers to the fact that a man who stole four soft porn magazines was on the loose. Life is evil. I hope they give him in jail at least some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies.
I had a new idea, how to design the updates. Naturally they will begin with some "phun.org" related news and a curious story and than I will make some categories, so you have a better overview. Hope that it works.
Crazy nature: Children in a nursery were shocked when they spotted a three-headed frog hopping in their garden. Uhm...this frog looks really scary.
Paris Hilton fell again in love with her old boyfriend and semi-professional pornmovie director Rick Salomon. Nick Carter is OUT.
Usefull links:
- GoogleRanker - So now you dont need to install the GoogleToolbar to know which PageRank a website has.
- MusicPlasma Shows you music you like - it works!
 Funny shit:
- You want to be a pornstar? But you don't have an idea for a suitable name? This site helps you for sure.
- Buy the Pussy Snorkel for neverending pussy licking.
- Micorosoft's Matrix Spoof. (older)
- Every Star Wars fan MUST love this car.
- I need these boots too. You find a sample movie in the Movie-Section.
- Cock my sock. Yeah you're right. COCK MY SOCK !
- This homeowner must be a real simpson addict.
 Babes, babes and some more babes:
- Shake your body, shake it Flash is such a good tool.
- The rear-view is damn sexy. I love this view so much.
- Here you find a lot of models. The most are cute, but the clothes they wear are often ugly as hell.
- Some people say that Linux is better than M$. I don't know whats better, but I know for sure, that Linux got the hotter chicks.
- DAMN. That is a really hot girl !!! You want some more? Okok, click here fore more pictures.
- Sewdish shooter. Dangerous. Uhuh.
- A really nice and sexy list.
- A huge gallery with pictures from the famous Fantasy Festival.
 Movies:
But do you know why this update is called "Good news"? Hahahaha, because I got my first......................................................FANSIGN.
A BIG THX goes out to Amber from RatedHot.
So that's everything for the moment. Remember on Monday there will be a new "Thong Of The Week" Vote online. And I will add some pictures to the gallery too. Have a nice week. Btw. perhaps I made some writing mistakes in this update, I am fucking tired.
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 Life is great. Really. phun.org is online since the 25th February and was already visited by ~ 3000 people. Isn't that awesome?
But the there is also a minor problem - the page produces too much traffic. In 3 days at least 6 gigabyte, thats far too much for my current webspace package. Ahhh who gives a fuck about money, if I need more traffic I will buy it - easy like pie. Now enough of the negative news - lets get dirrty.
Ooohhellitscoldasaurus and Icantfeelmydamnlegsasaurus. You think: "WTF?". No thats interesting, that are the names of two new dinosaur species which were found in america:
The 70 million-year-old fossils of the carnivore would have rested for millenniums at the bottom of an Antarctic sea, while remains of the 100-foot-long herbivore were found on the top of a mountain.
You have to know that today is animal day @ phun.org This time it's a matter of life and death. A rodeo bull gone crazy - jumped a fence into the audience, sending two people to the hospital and slightly injuring eight others. Yeah, life is dangerous.
Ok, thats enough of the serious news for today. Let's start with a (nice) Mario Brother SWF-Movie. I don't know exactly if the movies are good, I only watched the first for few seconds, but there are many people who told me, they are good.
 Now a few links, which are really worth visiting, because they contain extreme funny, sexy or dumb stuff. Check it out:
- I don't know why, but I always find a latex-freak for every update.
- Yes, Carneval is naughty !
- Neverending gallery of cute girls - not as good as phun.org, but anyway - respect!
- You're a nipple fetishist ?
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Here you will find amazing space-images. From Bora-Bora over Mt. Everest to Mars.
- And for the end some pictures of "future cars".
- Some crazy pics of a bus fire in germany. Scary.
- Old but still aweseome. Rotating Chick. Perfect.
- This guy is fucking skilled with his hands. Crazy Pencil tricks Dont try this at home - it wont work .
- Last but not least. Babes, babes and some more babes
You want to see the real truth of the NFL half-time show? We make it possible - harhar:
Justin is a tranny - I've knew it all times.
 As you can see I am very busy when it comes to update this site. I'am not just hanging around like this MOUSE !!!!111 It's unbelievable, I never saw such a lazy MOUSE before. Only hanging around not doing anything, tztz. Ok, enough of that shiftless MOUSE.
Ah, and I found the sentence about the canadians:
if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i'd be canada.
Here the american again:
f i had a nuke for every country that pisses me off, i'd be american.
We have a new section online, called specials. Check it out - you won't regret it. Trust me!
Want some fore fun? Look at that. Billy the silly.
 Now some very good news. For this update I've uploaded some new cute chicks. Check 'em out. You don't get enough? Visit this homepage. There you will find more.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
You didn't laught? Me too. Daily jokes are often crap.
But the best thing of this update is my new fansign. phun.org has got only sexy visitors. That's for sure
Ahhh.... I almost forgot: I've uploaded 4 new movies. Some of them are really hot
So that's it. On Monday there will be a new vote for the "Thong Of The Week". So you'll be better here.
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