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 I think that the most of you noticed the downtime of my website. phun.org wasn't available from Sunday to Tuesday morning, due to a DOS attack in the data centre. Very bad story, but now everything is working right. Hopefully this was the last downtime for a long time.
Furthermore I integrated a new traffic-trade script. This is only important for all webmaster visiting phun.org. If you want to get linked at the "Top Sites" section, sign-up here. It's a fair trade script, that means it will send you as many hits back as you send out to phun.org. So if you don't put a link back to my site, you won't get listed too. Only to make things clear, the script is sending hits even when you're not listed in the "Top Sites" section. And now...let's party!
- Right now there are so many news about the US (mostly bad ones) in the media - that's why we need something positive and entertaining.
- Oliver Kahn was not the goalkeeper! [Movie: 1,7MB]
- The good old Barbie animation. [SWF: 1MB]
- Bored? Play buttplug - fun for the whole family.
- The BigGayBubba! Better say away from jailbirds.
- No chick around for a quick blow job? Doesn't matter, build your own blow job machine.
- The true story about Matrix.
- Got ya bitch - that's life.
- A fast drummer on the streets. Better than begging for liquor.
- Animal-rights activist, pls don't click this link.
- A fucking nice advertisement [Movie: 2MB]
- The ultimate TV Show Theme website. I love it. A-Team is the best!
- Just dumb shit. Who creates such useless crap?!
- Very huge celebrity picture database. Bump.
 Dumbass of the moment:
Man dies after diving into waist-deep pool:
Girlfriend didn't suspect anything at first as Mr Tan, 39, was said to have had a habit of holding his breath underwater.
A 39-YEAR-OLD man dived into a shallow pool at a condominium on Sunday evening and died. Mr Tan Teck Chong hit his head on the bottom of the waist-deep pool and was unconscious for about 10 minutes before he was pulled out, the police said. Mr Tan's mother said his girlfriend had told her she spotted him floating but thought he was fooling around, as he had a habit of holding his breath underwater. He dived into the 90cm deep pool at about 7pm and his girlfriend, whose sister lives in Pebble Bay, later noticed he was floating motionless on the surface of the pool. But only when his body started to sink did she and the others at the barbecue snap into action.
Copyright: The Straigt Times
- Let's have some fun with dry ice. Nice Movie.
- Want some Koala bear poo? I don't think so.
- Bush is speaking - you should better listen. LOL.
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Wow a very nice game - but fucking difficult. Have fun :p
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Pure Hate - a graffiti video.
- Another funny game - catch the dot.
- Interesting movie [Movie: 3,8MB] - we educate you!
- Haha. Watch out these wannabe rappers. Amusing stuff. [Movie: 25MB]
- That's gonna hurt. A bad F1 crash movie.
- These japanese sickos - their mouspads.
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God, that's what I call owned - never trust in boobs!
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Extreme chick fights - nothing left to say.
- Masuimi Max is a biaaaatch. I'm gonna buy there some stuff!
- David Blaine - rips his heart out - he's way cooler than David Copperfield.
- Which milk is it? Moo or man?
THE END
As you can see, there is nothing new on TV. So you'll better keep refreshing my website 
Soon more. Have a nice week.
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 ...with Mercedes Terrell. I know, I've already posted some pics in a recent update. But it took some time till I realized that she's the hottest chick ever. And now I can't stop starring at pictures from her. That's why I decided to make another small special - with new and very hot pictures. Now some facts about her life:
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19 |
Actor/Actress: |
C. Z. J. |
| Height: |
5'55'' |
TV Show: |
Simpsons |
| Weight |
102lbs |
Model: |
Adriana Lima |
| Eyes |
Brown |
Car: |
Infinity G35 coupe and Nissan Skyline GTR |
| Hair |
Brown |
Websites: |
phun.org ;) |
| Measurements |
32b 24 34 |
Hobbies: |
Painting |
And now the pics:
- No chick around? But u wanna fuck? Build your own pussy! It's easy.
- The double head photoshop page.
- Litte shy girl gettin' dirrty. [Movie: 0,5MB]
- Check out the best Time cover ever!
- The Escape II. Nice shooter game but I don't make the first level. You?
- Customizing a car. Step-by-step.
- Build your own Mercedes SLR. The link is old as hell, but still an awesome job.
- A tornado took over a soccer game.
 Story of the moment:
Man shoots self in head six times with nail-gun.
A construction worker has miraculously survived after six nails were embedded in his skull.
Isidro Mejia, 39, was rushed to hospital after his nailgun accidentally went off, shooting nails into his head. Newspaper reports say doctors at Providence Holy Cross Hospital in Los Angeles had feared for his life when he arrived. But Mr Mejia is now out of intensive care and doctors expect him to make a full recovery.
Surgeons removed the six nails over the course of five days. "Four of the nails were embedded in his skull," said hospital spokesman Brian Green.
"Another was in his spinal column. Surgeons worked round the clock to take the nails out one by one. "It was a very delicate process and was not completed for five days.
"The neurosurgeon who operated on Isidro could not believe he was still alive. Copyright: BBC.
This update is a bit shorter than usual, but there will be tonight, (or at least tomorrow) a new one. A very good one! 
Plugs:
pr0n (thx for your plug) ~ EvilTrash (my german fellow supporting me with links) ~ Gen0cide (no plug without him) ~ IthinkIsay (he's back - I hope for a longer time now) ~ attu (our mad-updater!)
Cya soon!!
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 Read the headline - I need more like this one:
Seeing the rest of that photo shoot is a must.
Both girls are gorgeous and deserve to be diplayed for all to see. It owuld be an injustice to keep those pictures private. When Al Gore helped push the internet it was those two girls that he intended on it's use to be for. Don't let the internet go to waste.
They don't want to be left with the name prick teasers do they?
J-Mo
//www.afterthedebauchery.blogspot.com
I received 4 eMails and 5 comments. A big "thank you" goes out to all who wrote something - you're great. But I'm not sure if this will be enough to change the attitude of the girls. I'll show them the requests I got, but I can't promise anything.
Yesterday my new TFT was delivered, after 1 month of waiting. I'm not sure at all, if the screen-quality is now better or not. Perhaps I'll send them the whole package back in few days...but you're not here to read such trivial shit. Let's go.
| Paris Hilton - Pics from her sextape |
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Click here if you want to see a shitload of naked people.
- I don't like rave music. Sounds a bit stupid.
- A Bentley Carnage taken to the limit. [Movie: 2.0MB]
- Some more Jackass wannabe's. Shoot his ass! [Movie: 16MB]
- Wow. That's what I call a joint. Respect!
- Some drawings done by an artist under the influence of LSD. Very interesting.
- Ohio police videos.
- LOL. A fat faggot in a selfmade TRON costume.
 Story of the moment
Money > Sex:
A recent telephone survey offered a twist: Would you prefer more money or more sex?
In the latter scenario, it wasn't even close ? two-thirds selected money, regardless of income. In other findings, nearly half (45 percent) of people said they feel more in control of their finances than they did five years ago.
Yet other poll questions point to a consistent inconsistency in Americans' attitudes toward personal finance.
Only 40 percent said they could manage for three months or less if they lost their job. When asked how much time is spent planning finances, more than a fifth said never or rarely, and 31 percent said once or twice monthly.
> read more
- All women who don't know how to park their car, should watch this movie.
- Is it a pussy or raw meat? A funny quiz with 18+ pics.
- FUCK! That's an crazy animal. 3 eyes and 2 mouths.
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Mortal Kombat is the best beat em up ever. So you'll better check out these outtakes. Really funny.
- There are satanic messages in the songs of Led Zeppelin. Wow.
- Did you ever used a picture booth? Than you'll perhaps find your picture on this website.
- I hate spiders.
I'm so fucking done. Writing this update took at least 5 hours. You're wondering why? Ask some stupid virus coders. I had massive problems with some viruses and my system was restarting every 60 seconds (W32.Blaster). I don't understand why people are creating such idiotic things. I'm so mad right now....hope that I get the problem solved soon. Bye.
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 It was a nice week because I've got so many new fucking nice things. First of all there is a new car in our garage, it's a BMW 316i. If I won't be too lazy, I'll post some pictures on the next update. It's of course a very nice car. The second new thing this week is my mobile phone Nokia 6230. I don't like Nokia in general, but I needed a new phone quickly and Siemens was not able to produce something better. The SX1 is too big and I hate the button locations. And last but not least I ordered a new TFT screen: Eizo L557. It looks way better in black. As you can see, webmasters are rich! Pwned! The only thing I need now is TIME - and even wealthy webmasters like me can't buy some - very sad. So don't be surprised if the next updates take longer, because while you're waiting I'm probably taking a ride with my new car - Just kidding.
| Fucking Nice Audi Prototype |
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- Even celebrities are getting older.
- Some various shocking movies. Nice designed homepage.
- You like playboy ? You'll love this link. All covers since 1950.
- Damn, that must hurt. A broken arm was the result.
- Your bike is lost ? Check this website, perhaps you'll find it there.
- Whores all over the place.
- Burn baby, burn - burning farts, not a new idea but still entertaining.
- Wanna be a Ninja-Superstar and live large, your big house, five cars, you're in charge, comin' up in the world don't trust nobody, gotta look over your shoulder constantly. Ok I have to stop listening to Cypress Hill Songs.
- Something special for my MS Windows fellows.
- LOL, I've just found the old as hell Outcast vs Saddam SWF! Awesome stuff.
 Retarded Story Of The Moment:
Tired Of G-Strings, Lawmaker Tries To Ban Low Pants.
BATON ROUGE, La. -- How low can you go? A Jefferson Parish, La., lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing."
State Representative Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults.
His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both.
An ACLU spokesman said the bill goes too far. He said, "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks."
Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press
- That's just an awesome picture. Get it?
- For all the Half-Life 2 fans out there. A new trailer is available.
- Two sickos in front of their webcam. Not a very new idea...
- The real Batman isn't that ugly.
- Yeah, beer is good but I prefer Vodka.
- Just a bunch of beautiful surfing pictures. I have to try that too.
- Relevant to the pictures, here a surfer game.
- A baby photographed with a lot of celebrities. I don't get it.
- More beer = more sex! Easy like pie.
- Masturbation is wrong. Read why.
- Ja Rule and Playboy TV, a nice movie.
- Britney Spears covered in urine. Strange, strange...
That was a big one - just for you
At the end some plugs: pr0n (thanks for your plugs!) | anothersite (he's back!) | gen0cide (your last update was teh shizzle!) | dopey & EvilTrash (two german fellows, doing a great job!) | TwelveFifteen (just a plug) | titbit (thanks for your plug!) Ok I hope I didn't forget anyone. And don't forget the new "Thong Of The Week Vote" next monday.
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 It's always the same. I work seven hours, go to the gym and have no free time. So that's why I go to bed very late. Mostly at midnight or later. Now you're thinking, what's wrong with this time...nothing, if you don't need to wake up at 6 o'clock on the next morning. Today it was very bad, I went to bed at half past 1 and woke up at 4 o'clock in the morning due to a heavy pain in the stomach. That's why I slept ~ 3 hours. FUCK THAT!
Now I'm writing this update with nearly closed eyes, as you can see, I'm doing everything for my loyal visitors. Today I stumbled about a amazing update on maddox's best page in the universe. I knew his site is already popular as hell, but anyway I have to mention him in this update. And don't forget to check out the Aprils Fool post. He received ~2000 mails within one or two days...that's what I call addicted visitors!
 Movie Mania:
- Robo Cop is back. Keep your eyes open.
- Ask her before. Best messages are always short.
- A badass guitarist is playing the Pulb Fiction theme. Superb.
- A bunch of drunk college girls are going crazy.
- An amazing advertisement. Fast!
- Jackass wannabe part 1
- Jackass wannabe part 2
- Girls please stop drinking. OMG what a horrible sound.
 Dumbass of the moment:
Woman Helps Boyfriend Escape Jail, Dies In High-Speed Chase:
Two Wisconsin residents were fleeing from police when they crashed their car in Oklahoma, killing one Sunday.
Oklahoma Highway Patrol officials said Maryalyn Ordonze of Milwaukee died after she was riding in a car that rolled several times and left the interstate near Bristow, Okl.
Authorities said she picked up boyfriend Cesar Lira after he escaped from a suburban Milwaukee hospital.
Lira was being held after violating parole. The two tried to elude police, driving as fast as 120 mph. The car flipped when Lira tried to exit the highway going 100 mph.
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Ok! That's everything for the moment.
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 This was a real hardcore week. I slept only 4-5 hours everyday and had to work 7 hours a day in that shitty hostel. Can't wait until I quit that "job". If I'm not wrong my last day is the 6/22. So there are 2 more months to go...But one day of the week was nice - yesterday. I woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning, worked until 14 o'clock. Than I went home and after 2 hours I was already at the gym. Another 2 hours later I was at home again, chilled and ate a pizza. At 9 o'clock I've met a few friends in a park and we quaffed 2 bottles vodka. With a very good alcohol level we went to a club and got home at 5 o'clock = 23 hours awake, with 5 hours sleep from the day before.
So I was really tired today. But it was a great night. A friend of mine made some pics, perhaps I might post them on the next update - so that you know what "partying" can mean!
Enough of the personal stuff. I think you're not that curious about my shitty life
- I love case modding, it's a lot of work but mostly the results are awesome. And this mod is really great.
- You like cookies ? I'm sure you didn't know that your pc can make you some.
- One of the best wallpapers I've ever seen.
- Awesome ice art pictures.
- I'm not sure, but I think this funny swf is not very new. Anyway it's amusing.
- Another pc & cookie pic. Seems that's the new trend.
- A very bad movie. And I want to do such a jump this year. Shit.
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Fighting movies are always worth watching.
- Damn, that's a crazy ass website.
- A tool called mindreader. I don't get it. It's always wrong - or am I wrong?
 Story of the moment: A man risk his life for a cellphone.
April 12, 2004 -- A mugger yesterday fired two bullets into a defiant student who refused to turn over his cellphone, cops said. Even after Marcin Muchalski, 26, had been shot once, he grimly hung onto his phone and continued arguing with the gunman, who had accosted him as he bicycled over the Williamsburg Bridge.
He finally escaped with his phone - but only after being shot a second time With his blue Nokia 3390 next to his bed in Bellevue Hospital, the photography student from Wroklaw, Poland, tried to explain why he'd risk his life for a phone. I was kind of stubborn," he said.
"I felt this is the only way I can get in touch with somebody." He had initially thought the gun, a small, silver .38-caliber revolver, "looked like a toy."
"Maybe it was the mood I was in. But I thought: 'He isn't going to shoot me. He isn't going to kill me,' " Muchalski said.
>> Read more
- Build your own boobs. If this would be real...
- Use your mouse to make this girl hot.
- A funny eBay finding. Must be fun to have a very own police car. 1 day left and you'll only need 7k.
- A hard quiz. Anal or vaginal?!
- Some people have definitively too much free time. What you think, how long it takes to build a car with lego?
- Watch the fastest remote-controlled boat of the world. 120,7 mph!
- Kill Bill the game. Does make fun for at least a minute.
- Most weird hairstyles I've ever seen. I would kill my hair stylist.
- This website kicks asses. Bump.
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HAHA. Funniest movie of the week. Stupid chick.
Ok, I'm done.
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