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Even that the weather sucked in Bulgaria and the clubs weren't good at all, I have to admit that vacation is still much better than the average life at home. But I guess it's not possible to be at home and just drink every day with 4 guys. I just realized that bums have a pretty badass life ;) Our todays gallery features a German singer named Sarah Connor she tries to be somekind of a white RnB singer, but she don't get it right. Anyway, she's pretty nonetheless:
 - Webcam goddess Carmen squeezes her tight body into the hottest outfit ever
- Chick falls head first off uneven bars. Damn, that doesn't look good at all.
- This must be the hottest teacher ever. I'm glad she's an webcam girl too.
- A compilation of the best beer pong shoots I've ever seen. That's nuts.
- This tiny little acrobat can squeeze himself into the tiniest of places.
- This smart kid wants to scare his dad. It worked, but not for the pottery.
- Don't miss this: That's why Russian weddings are simply the best!
- She is most likely the biggest slut I've ever seen. And she's just 15 years old.
- Roxana is a stunning hottie, even maybe from Bulgaria,who knows! BE Gallery.
- Quick and painful - that's how a good K.O. must look like. Poor guy.
- This dude can do a backflip on a rope. He deserves mad props.
- Some totally high woman standing outside a KFC restaurant...she's nuts!
- Ok this is just plain and fucking stupid. He deserves that and much more.
- Gisele knows what a perfect webcam show needs!! A bed, ass and titties!
- That's a ghetto mom...he takes a piss, while her daugther stands next to her.
Ha, now that is an early update, isn't it? I gonna try to release the updates around this time, like I was doing it during the vacation. Cya tomorrow with a new bunch of links.
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I made it home, without getting a STD - yeah! The trip was cool, but mostly because of the guys I was with. The country and esp. the tourist place is not really good. The girls were either 16 years old, or from Russia. In average the girls are hotter than usual and they wear super short skirts and stuff like that - but that doesn't help you much, when you don't understand a fucking word. The only cool thing was that I met a Bulgaria waitress who could speak English and we had a really nice time together, but that was just for 2 out of the 7 days. But let's go to our today's gallery which features the innocent looking Bree Olson, but in fact she's a huge slut:
 - Ginna shakes her huge boobies and bounces up and down with her ass!
- By far the worst job in the world. Working for the bomb sqaud in Thailand.
- Yoga works better for these babes as long as they're fully nude. I like that!
- How to break up a cat fight. Two baby cats are fighting, until...
- Bikers defy the laws of physics by whizzing their bikes over a pond.
- Don't mess with these two baby karate kids. They will kick your ass for sure!
- Cool compilation video of various soccer tricks. Looks really good.
- 3 bored webcam wannabe's have fun amusing themselves. Tztz...
- The good side of bad news. Amateur TV-show, but it's not bad actually.
- Dario Franchitti's massive crash during the IndyCar race in Michigan.
- The story of the average life. A 1 hour long movie about life in general.
- A weird girl starts a fight because the other one, doesn't say "thanks".
- Some fat guy destroys a pool. It's like the scene from Bad Boys II.
- A fat female police officer takes a head-dive. Ohh so damn stupid.
- This hottie knows how to shake her ass. Not bad for a white girl!
I'm sorry that I'm so late today, but I had to take a nap after the flight today, since I haven't seen a bed for over 33 hours. Tomorrow it's finally time for a new Thong Of The Week!
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I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel, while I'm writing this. And as you can guess from reading the headline, the weather in Bulgaria sucks balls. First it was all cloudy the whole time and now it also started to rain. WTF is this shit. The girls over here are not bad, but you see them just during the day on the streets and they seem to disappear in the night, because the clubs are full with guys. The Bulgarian girls doesn't look like Russian girls, more like German girls...it's weird. Some of them are almost as hot as Karla Spice:
 - Hallie believes in making love and not war. I'm totally supporting her.
- A cool owned compilation video. A lot of pain and stupidity in one video.
- Haha, this is hilarious. A security guy tackles a curious reporter against a wall.
- Bored at work? How about some office chair jumping? Looks like fun!
- Guy's girlfriend caught cheating..with a lesbian, construction worker clown
- How about wearing your mobile phone as an earring? Pretty stupid, eh?
- Another great compilation of some of the Michael Jordan's best moments.
- Video of a photoshooting with a big-boobed blonde girl. Oh yeah!
- Holly looks great in her tiny bikinis...she's such a tease. Bullz-Eye gallery.
- The best flash game is now available with a multiplayer option. YES!
- 10 most embarrassing stage falls. Stupidity at the maximum.
- Amazing light graffiti. Some people are really creative...looks great.
- Another video of the wonderful Amy Reid...getting naughty on her bed!
- WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. Hilarious excuse for giving a blow-job...
- I didn't boobs are good for something else than just touching them..
I'm sorry that I couldn't write the Thong Of The Week Update, but I hadn't internet access that day. It sucks to write updates in a hotel lobby...damn.
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Today we're flying to Bulgaria. I hope it will be a cool vacation with a lot of booze and girls. I mean the booze won't be the problem, but I hope it will go well with the girls too. Time will tell. But this week was horrible, I had to do so many things...but let's forget that. Our gallery today features the wonderful Emily Scott. She got a killer body with a cute face on top:
 - More footage of the webcam goddess Carmen. It can't get any better.
- And the award of the most stupid guy of the week goes to this weightlifter.
- Damn this kid is already now a great football player. Gonna be the next J. Rice.
- A police officer is trapped in a toilet. Poor girls...another good prank.
- But it's nothing compared to this crazy prank. Guy sucked into a jet engine.
- Hot topless teen shakes her fine ass to a slow dance song. That's how I like it.
- Charlie Laine rides a sybian on the Howard Stern show. She comes, nice!
- How about a flight out of the boat you're currently driving? Idiots!
- Some video footage which shows why white people shouldn't dance.
- Waterbeds can be pretty dangerous. German commercial for Goodyear.
- These guys got balls. They jump from a friggin huge ladder into a tiny pool.
- I never knew that Hilter talked about UK soccer games. Haha, good job!
- She's like the most talented pole dancer I've ever seen. Great job!
- Pussy waxing IS painful, well who would thought that? Now she's like new!
- Or is he the the most stupid guy of the week? Molotov cocktail vs. golf club.
I hope you had a nice weekend and I wish you a good start into the new week. I'm enjoying the Bulgarian sun! Cya tomorrow.
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From next Saturday on, I'm for a week in Bulgaria. I'm already now pre-writing the updates and I gonna take my laptop with me so I don't think I'll miss an update, but I can't promise it. Maybe I'll end up totally drunk in some dirty corner...who knows?! Today it's again time for a celebrity gallery which features the sexy mommy Famke Janssen. She's not the youngest anymore, but I would do her anytime of the day:
 - Erica Campbell shows off her massive boobies. She got the right size.
- Finally a woman who got the right job. She's a pole dancing teacher.
- A huge group of inmates dance the Thriller dance. Haha, that shit is awesome.
- The US Army fired this soldier because he was gay. A very funny report.
- The world cups greatest actors. I would give all those bastards red cards.
- Two videos showing two really poor referees. Both boxers are stupid fucks.
- Webcam hottie Gieda knows what I want to see. Thanks for this honey!
- A regular day at the beach in Korea. Ok, maybe it's a little bit crowded.
- Some skinny dude is fighting against to female whales. He's so bad!
- I'm more into dark haired girls, but blondes can be sexy too. BE gallery.
- It hit where it hurts. Baseball player gets hit in his balls, strange movement.
- This is probably the most fucked-up book I've ever seen. Buy it here!
- Some big boobed woman is buying a bikini. Damn, I love her rack!
- See kids, that's why you shouldn't take drugs. This guy is awesome!
- How to knock out yourself during a hockey game. It's pretty easy...
Damn, it really sucks to write the double amout of udpates each day. Esp. because I'm fucking lazy and 2 days behind my plans. Grml.
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I wasn't at the gym for the whole week and that's not a good sign at all. Going out three times a week is really too much for me. But at least I got to know a cute girl yesterday evening. We talked for over an hour and she's really smart but also good-looking that's a rare combination. I'm going to see her next week, I'll let you konw how it works out. Most soccer fans will remember the famous English player Paul Gascoigne. Well, his daughter Bianca Gascoigne is a pretty hot chick:
 - Two hot coeds are making out on a couch. That's some action!
- It's the wrong ball coach. Haha, by far the best trick for a football game.
- A beach voyeur tapes an amazing rack. Here are some bonus boobs.
- That's why we all love cheerleaders. They are hot and stupid...
- Damn, those backyard wrestling kids are so stupid. He could be dead now.
- You make a a pretty huge fire, just by using wax and coke...watch it.
- Gravitypods. Don't start to play that game, it's very addictive.
- Cops chase a guy down, who then burns himself alive. Man, that's nuts!
- Carly looks stunning in her purple underwear. Great boobies! BE gallery.
- Three cops test their own medicine and try out a taser gun. It works just fine!
- Bitch, get off my back. Well, seems like the horse isn't happy with her.
- Kanye West - Can't tell me nothing. Who said white rednecks can't rap ?
- WTF is up with that kid. He screams like a girl because of nothing...fag!
- What's hotter than one highschool hottie on webcam? Four of them!
- Awesome video compilation of last minute basketball shots. Unbelievable.
I'm not even that late today, jeaaah. That's because I was almost sober yesterday evening, what an improvement. Cya tomorrow with a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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Don't ask me why, but a couple of friends and I decided to go out on a Wednesday and it ended up in a huge drinking orgy. It started with a bottle Ramazzotti at a friends house, so I drank a half bottle before I even saw the club from the inside. Within 3 hours in the club (we came at 1 o'clock) we ordered 3 bottles of Absolut Vodka. 0,5L, 0,7L and a 1L bottle. We were like 5-6 guys drinking. So I had 0,5L of Ramazzotti and around 0,4L of Vodka, not bad for an average weekday. At half past 5 I started to talk with a waitress and went home at 6 o'clock, all others went to another club. A friend called me on my way home and told me they ran into some crazy guys wearing brass knuckles and stuff like that. End of the story: One friend lost 2 teeth and has a broken zygomatic. The others have no big injuries and I don't know how the opponents look like...gonna let you know after the hearing. See kids, that's why you should only drink on the weekends and rather flirt with a waitress than getting into trouble with some guys. Heather Vandeven is our Penthouse Pet of the day:
 - Brazilian television shows are all about one thing...shaking asses! Hell yeah!
- SWAT team prank ruins this kids life. Haha, this kid watched too many movies.
- Amateur bullfighter gets hit hard in his nuts. What an dumbass.
- This blonde cutie wants to become a Playboy girl, I think she could make it.
- Finally a funny commercial for diapers. It's totally like the real world.
- I say it all the time. Karma is a bitch. He tries to prank his girlfriend...
- One word: Idiot. He almost blew away his left hand...don't try this at home.
- Patrica is a blonde angel. I wish I had a girlfriend like her. BE gallery.
- The perfect gift for your girlfriend. A fucking machine. She won't cheat on you.
- Beyonce does a nice face plant during her live show...haha, that's right!
- And even more stupidity. Three prisoners try to run away from the police...
- Jenn and Giggi are doing one hell of a webcam show. That's how I like it.
- Holy schmoly. This dude can lift 1010lb on the bench press. Fucking insane!
- This uber stupid kid almost died because he tried to eat hot pepper.
- Wonderful video compilation of various funny bloppers at the beach.
Damn, this update is full of links to some very stupid videos. I hope you learn from those idiots! And to all the people who can't reach the forum, please post in the comments the error message you receive. I got a couple of e-mails but yet I don't know what the problem is. Since it's working fine for me and all my mods...we're trying to find the problem.
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