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I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel, while I'm writing this. And as you can guess from reading the headline, the weather in Bulgaria sucks balls. First it was all cloudy the whole time and now it also started to rain. WTF is this shit. The girls over here are not bad, but you see them just during the day on the streets and they seem to disappear in the night, because the clubs are full with guys. The Bulgarian girls doesn't look like Russian girls, more like German girls...it's weird. Some of them are almost as hot as Karla Spice:
 - Hallie believes in making love and not war. I'm totally supporting her.
- A cool owned compilation video. A lot of pain and stupidity in one video.
- Haha, this is hilarious. A security guy tackles a curious reporter against a wall.
- Bored at work? How about some office chair jumping? Looks like fun!
- Guy's girlfriend caught cheating..with a lesbian, construction worker clown
- How about wearing your mobile phone as an earring? Pretty stupid, eh?
- Another great compilation of some of the Michael Jordan's best moments.
- Video of a photoshooting with a big-boobed blonde girl. Oh yeah!
- Holly looks great in her tiny bikinis...she's such a tease. Bullz-Eye gallery.
- The best flash game is now available with a multiplayer option. YES!
- 10 most embarrassing stage falls. Stupidity at the maximum.
- Amazing light graffiti. Some people are really creative...looks great.
- Another video of the wonderful Amy Reid...getting naughty on her bed!
- WORST. EXCUSE. EVER. Hilarious excuse for giving a blow-job...
- I didn't boobs are good for something else than just touching them..
I'm sorry that I couldn't write the Thong Of The Week Update, but I hadn't internet access that day. It sucks to write updates in a hotel lobby...damn.
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Today we're flying to Bulgaria. I hope it will be a cool vacation with a lot of booze and girls. I mean the booze won't be the problem, but I hope it will go well with the girls too. Time will tell. But this week was horrible, I had to do so many things...but let's forget that. Our gallery today features the wonderful Emily Scott. She got a killer body with a cute face on top:
 - More footage of the webcam goddess Carmen. It can't get any better.
- And the award of the most stupid guy of the week goes to this weightlifter.
- Damn this kid is already now a great football player. Gonna be the next J. Rice.
- A police officer is trapped in a toilet. Poor girls...another good prank.
- But it's nothing compared to this crazy prank. Guy sucked into a jet engine.
- Hot topless teen shakes her fine ass to a slow dance song. That's how I like it.
- Charlie Laine rides a sybian on the Howard Stern show. She comes, nice!
- How about a flight out of the boat you're currently driving? Idiots!
- Some video footage which shows why white people shouldn't dance.
- Waterbeds can be pretty dangerous. German commercial for Goodyear.
- These guys got balls. They jump from a friggin huge ladder into a tiny pool.
- I never knew that Hilter talked about UK soccer games. Haha, good job!
- She's like the most talented pole dancer I've ever seen. Great job!
- Pussy waxing IS painful, well who would thought that? Now she's like new!
- Or is he the the most stupid guy of the week? Molotov cocktail vs. golf club.
I hope you had a nice weekend and I wish you a good start into the new week. I'm enjoying the Bulgarian sun! Cya tomorrow.
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From next Saturday on, I'm for a week in Bulgaria. I'm already now pre-writing the updates and I gonna take my laptop with me so I don't think I'll miss an update, but I can't promise it. Maybe I'll end up totally drunk in some dirty corner...who knows?! Today it's again time for a celebrity gallery which features the sexy mommy Famke Janssen. She's not the youngest anymore, but I would do her anytime of the day:
 - Erica Campbell shows off her massive boobies. She got the right size.
- Finally a woman who got the right job. She's a pole dancing teacher.
- A huge group of inmates dance the Thriller dance. Haha, that shit is awesome.
- The US Army fired this soldier because he was gay. A very funny report.
- The world cups greatest actors. I would give all those bastards red cards.
- Two videos showing two really poor referees. Both boxers are stupid fucks.
- Webcam hottie Gieda knows what I want to see. Thanks for this honey!
- A regular day at the beach in Korea. Ok, maybe it's a little bit crowded.
- Some skinny dude is fighting against to female whales. He's so bad!
- I'm more into dark haired girls, but blondes can be sexy too. BE gallery.
- It hit where it hurts. Baseball player gets hit in his balls, strange movement.
- This is probably the most fucked-up book I've ever seen. Buy it here!
- Some big boobed woman is buying a bikini. Damn, I love her rack!
- See kids, that's why you shouldn't take drugs. This guy is awesome!
- How to knock out yourself during a hockey game. It's pretty easy...
Damn, it really sucks to write the double amout of udpates each day. Esp. because I'm fucking lazy and 2 days behind my plans. Grml.
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I wasn't at the gym for the whole week and that's not a good sign at all. Going out three times a week is really too much for me. But at least I got to know a cute girl yesterday evening. We talked for over an hour and she's really smart but also good-looking that's a rare combination. I'm going to see her next week, I'll let you konw how it works out. Most soccer fans will remember the famous English player Paul Gascoigne. Well, his daughter Bianca Gascoigne is a pretty hot chick:
 - Two hot coeds are making out on a couch. That's some action!
- It's the wrong ball coach. Haha, by far the best trick for a football game.
- A beach voyeur tapes an amazing rack. Here are some bonus boobs.
- That's why we all love cheerleaders. They are hot and stupid...
- Damn, those backyard wrestling kids are so stupid. He could be dead now.
- You make a a pretty huge fire, just by using wax and coke...watch it.
- Gravitypods. Don't start to play that game, it's very addictive.
- Cops chase a guy down, who then burns himself alive. Man, that's nuts!
- Carly looks stunning in her purple underwear. Great boobies! BE gallery.
- Three cops test their own medicine and try out a taser gun. It works just fine!
- Bitch, get off my back. Well, seems like the horse isn't happy with her.
- Kanye West - Can't tell me nothing. Who said white rednecks can't rap ?
- WTF is up with that kid. He screams like a girl because of nothing...fag!
- What's hotter than one highschool hottie on webcam? Four of them!
- Awesome video compilation of last minute basketball shots. Unbelievable.
I'm not even that late today, jeaaah. That's because I was almost sober yesterday evening, what an improvement. Cya tomorrow with a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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Don't ask me why, but a couple of friends and I decided to go out on a Wednesday and it ended up in a huge drinking orgy. It started with a bottle Ramazzotti at a friends house, so I drank a half bottle before I even saw the club from the inside. Within 3 hours in the club (we came at 1 o'clock) we ordered 3 bottles of Absolut Vodka. 0,5L, 0,7L and a 1L bottle. We were like 5-6 guys drinking. So I had 0,5L of Ramazzotti and around 0,4L of Vodka, not bad for an average weekday. At half past 5 I started to talk with a waitress and went home at 6 o'clock, all others went to another club. A friend called me on my way home and told me they ran into some crazy guys wearing brass knuckles and stuff like that. End of the story: One friend lost 2 teeth and has a broken zygomatic. The others have no big injuries and I don't know how the opponents look like...gonna let you know after the hearing. See kids, that's why you should only drink on the weekends and rather flirt with a waitress than getting into trouble with some guys. Heather Vandeven is our Penthouse Pet of the day:
 - Brazilian television shows are all about one thing...shaking asses! Hell yeah!
- SWAT team prank ruins this kids life. Haha, this kid watched too many movies.
- Amateur bullfighter gets hit hard in his nuts. What an dumbass.
- This blonde cutie wants to become a Playboy girl, I think she could make it.
- Finally a funny commercial for diapers. It's totally like the real world.
- I say it all the time. Karma is a bitch. He tries to prank his girlfriend...
- One word: Idiot. He almost blew away his left hand...don't try this at home.
- Patrica is a blonde angel. I wish I had a girlfriend like her. BE gallery.
- The perfect gift for your girlfriend. A fucking machine. She won't cheat on you.
- Beyonce does a nice face plant during her live show...haha, that's right!
- And even more stupidity. Three prisoners try to run away from the police...
- Jenn and Giggi are doing one hell of a webcam show. That's how I like it.
- Holy schmoly. This dude can lift 1010lb on the bench press. Fucking insane!
- This uber stupid kid almost died because he tried to eat hot pepper.
- Wonderful video compilation of various funny bloppers at the beach.
Damn, this update is full of links to some very stupid videos. I hope you learn from those idiots! And to all the people who can't reach the forum, please post in the comments the error message you receive. I got a couple of e-mails but yet I don't know what the problem is. Since it's working fine for me and all my mods...we're trying to find the problem.
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So yesterday it was again time to get wasted...and it worked out very well. That's why I have a big hangover today, they really need to invent something which prevents the hangover on the next day. But on the other hand it's possible that would make me an addict really fast! ;) Our todays gallery features a big boobed cutie named Brittany's Bod. I really like her natural curves, I think you agree with me:
Watch Abi Titmuss sucking a dick und licking a black pussy!
 - Due to a tons of requests here's some more awesome footage of Carmen.
- Karate master shows off his skills..of which he has none. Haha, dumbass.
- Funny video compilation showing various jumping mishaps. Jump, jump!
- The wonderful Amy Reid starts to touch herself. Oh yeah baby, I like that.
- Don't mess with this store owner, he fights back. Robbers got owned.
- Car crashes are horrible, but a horse crash can be pretty dangerous too.
- Holy crap that was one painful and quick knockout. A serious hit.
- Women can't drive, we know that. But they are also too stupid to use a rope.
- Wanna see some more stupid women? How about this model, who can't walk.
- Some emo girl talks about how great emo kids are. Biggest crap in history.
- Hi, I'm Michelle. I got a cute face and a huge tongue...damn, a nice package.
- That's a cool commercial for skittles. He never will be hungry again.
- Some white wannabe hiphop honey shakes her ass like there's no tomorrow.
- His skateboard got no wheels, but he don't need them on the trampoline.
- A great DVD "The Hip Hop years documentary". The good old times.
Ok guys, I wish you a good start into the new week and come back tomorrow for a new thong of the week vote.
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I had a lot of fun this week and I might even have a surprise for you guys, but it's not 100% sure yet and will also take some time until I can announce it. The weather was ok too this week so I could spend a few hours at the lake. The Dahm Triplets are one hell of a sexy family...but the Simpson clan isn't bad either. Ashlee Simpson is our star today, together with her big-boobed but braindead sister Jessica Simpson:
 - Holy crap Fernanda Goeth got the perfect ass. I would do her right now!
- This guy just had his teeth for lunch. Damn, only watching this hurts!
- The hottest movie scene with Monica Bellucci ever made. God, I love her!
- Now this is PIMP. Playing Tetris on a huge house wall. Looks great.
- A sexy bikini car wash works out better than expected. My car needs a wash.
- Oh my god, the Nintendo Wii Fit game is the biggest crap in console history.
- Some dude loses his cool while taping his video dating message. Maybe staged.
- An hilarious accident in a gym. Haha, he got owned by a machine big time.
- A nice gallery compilation of all the Bullz-Eye cover girls. I'd take em all home.
- The Internet reposted. A 40mb video collection of the most classic videos.
- The truth about the iPhone. Funny post about the wacky new Apple product.
- How to create an angry American.The most linked video at the moment.
- Roomful of sweaty lesbians lick and suck the night away. It's heaven!
- Everybody knows Spiderman, but have you ever heard of the Spidercat?
- White guys can't dunk. And he proves it once and for all. It's sad.
I'm really looking forward to the weekend...it's time to get wasted, I was sober the whole week. Have a nice day!
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