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What the fuck is wrong with me? Ok, the day before I slept just like 2,5 hours, but still...I wanted to wake up earlier today, but instead of that I turned around and stayed in bed until midday. I really need to change that. But enough of my sleeping habits, I know I just bore you with stuff like that, but than you can be more excited about the gallery and the other stuff  Our todays gallery features the one and only Alison Angel. She's one of the three women I would cheat on Lucy Pinder for. And that means something:
Download the famous Pamela Anderson home sex tape
 - Cute, blonde college girl is dancing in front of her webcam. She got a nice ass.
- Damn, I'm sure that hurts quite a bit. The ultimate nut shot. Don't try this!
- Big boobed cutie Codi Milo having fun in a big shower. Let me in there!
- I wish I reacted liks this, everytime a girl turned me down. The right way!
- That's a great hobby. Doing a base jump off a motorcycle. Travis almost died.
- Here's some more face-slap material. Damn, what a sucker-punch. Tztz.
- Meet Uncle Dirty. Haha, this is the weirdest old man I've ever seen. OMFG.
- More reasons why Alison Angel is the best? Just watch her having an orgasm.
- Hot Chicks with Douche Bags still, one of the greatest sites on the internet.
- Webcam beauty Brianna shows of her marvelous body. I'd want to tap that!
- Some gay guy gets owned with a high-heel face hit. Never seen that before.
- One ice-cold grandma. Two cars crahes right in front of her. She doesn't care.
- You'd better not mess around with this women. Just watch her roll a pan.
- 75 year old teacher beats his student. Russians are the best in everything
- That's what I call ass shaking par excellence. She knows how to do it right.
I'm sorry for being a bit late today...the woman, the laziness, you know how it can go. Anyway, I'll be right on time tomorrow, I promise.
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The headline pretty much sums it up. I'm going to the gym, doing my thing and hanging out with my "almost" girlfriend. Maybe she's the reason why I get nothing done...since we all know women are the roots of everything evil. But also the roots of everything good. Tila Tequila combines two things I really like. 1) Hot women. 2) Tequila. A perfect mixture:
 - This webcam hottie is one of the hottest soldiers I've ever seen. I'd tap that.
- Hell yeah, this chick pulled off some amazing volleyball move. Great one!
- Guy just learned the hard way that his max bench is less then 1085 pounds.
- Stunning Alison Angel is showing of her perfect shaped body. So yummy!
- Denise Milani got some huuuge boobs. Damn, what a wonderful pair. Gallery.
- Man runs over anti war protestors with his car. Don't fuck around with old ppl.
- Blondie Jana touches herself somewhere outside. You're doing good, lady!
- I'm fucking Seth Rogen. Seems to be a new trend. Who's the hot girl?
- This guy shows you how not to tow a car. Damn, what an idiot. Got brain?
- Man gets crushed by his own vehicle. The one guy was a good driver!
- The Top 10 of the sexiest sex-offenders. Why did I never have such teachers?
- Haha, what a coward. He got scared by some fake shooting sounds. Tztz...
- I'm not sure who is beating up who, but there are a lot of flying fists in this vid.
- Vida Guerra got one fucking great ass. Backstage at a photoshooting.
- With friends like these you don't need enemies. They'll staple you at sleep.
Once again, I'm ready pretty early. I don't know what I'm going to do today, maybe get some fine ChickenWings, since it's Thursday. Anyhow, have a nice day!
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I really went too far on Friday, drinking-wise. I wasn't this wasted since a couple of months. But the evening started kinda boring and it took ages until we got to the club and what was I doing the whole time? Of course, drinking. But I learned my lesson, I won't drink this much for the next couple of months. Our todays gallery features the simple beauteousness of women in general. Thanks to TheRiver, for putting together this selection:
 - Sexy import model Helen Su dancing at Club v2o in Long Beach. HOT!
- I like street performers who are actually good and do a nice show.
- Wanna do something stupid? Try to do a handstand on a running treadmill.
- Lesbian Santa girls are waiting for the true Santa to come along and fuck em.
- This might be the hardest faceplant in internet video history. Big, fat ouch!
- I have no clue what this movie is all about, but two girls end up in bed. Period.
- Girl fights with a school bus driver & the drivers daughter. Fucking kindergarten.
- Attention ALL girls. Get ready to meet the biggest single dork in the word.
- We need more politicians willing to put their fists where their mouths are.
- Cassia Riley looks super hot, in that sexy black lingerie. Yummy. Gallery.
- Don't try to do stupid stunts off a swing set? Why? Because it will hurt. A lot!
- The Phun game. Finally a game, which helps kids to learn. Download it here.
- Poor dad catches his slutty daughter doing a webcam show. PWND!
- Animator vs. Animation. Posted this months ago. Best flash animation ever.
- Ok, this kid might be a bit better basketball player than I am. But just a bit!
That's it for this week. I hope you had a nice weekend and charged enough power for the upcoming week. Cya tomorrow.
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I don't know why that is, but currently it feels like almost every 2nd day a weekend comes along. Maybe it's because I'm currently really busy during the week and the time flies by so fast. I really don't know. Anyway, let's go to something I know. And I know that Alektra Blue is on sexy man-eating pornstar. Take me, please!
 - This webcam hottie is for sure the Ferrari under the webcam girls. What a slut!!
- Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbot, finally. It happend exactly what I expected.
- Idiots shouldn't be allowed to drive motorcycles, or it will end up like this.
- Saskia Howard-Clark is wearing some very sexy panties in this photoshoot.
- The can be called the "Glow in the dark" drummer. Haha, actually a cool idea.
- Marissa Miller looks so fucking hot in her Sports Illustrated shooting. DAMN.
- One hit knock-out - kinda a cheap-shot, but almost acceptable. Hmmm.
- A kid wants to wake-up his dad, but accidently interruped him having sex.
- A totally wasted Russian takes a (unintentional) bath in a puddle. LoL.
- Import cars model Crystal Mendoza knows how to dance. I fucking like it.
- Swimming at the edge of Victoria Falls. Looks like a fun & safe thing to do.
- Guy propoes to this girlfriend during baskeball halftime. Man, that went wrong.
- Three women are oiling-up their huges asses. Damn, that's a lot of meat!
- Suspect gets ran over by a cop during a chase. The Police always wins.
- Two Emo girls are making out real nice. Damn, that's a lot of tongue action.
That's all the phun love you get today. But already tomorrow I got something new for you. Have a nice day!
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Don't ask me why. That's the first thing, that came to my mind, yesterday morning, while I started to write this update. I was - once again - drunk...seriously. But who cares about that? Noboday, that's what I noticed yesterday too. Our todays gallery features Kimberly Holland. She's a Playboy Playmate who looks like God himself made her body:
 - Another beautiful agony video. Nice orgasm, but she looks kinda like a pig.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger famous speech. Pumping iron is like cumming. OLOL.
- Holy fucking crap. Some totally insane skiers jump down very huge cliffs.
- Some Colombian hottie does a private webcam show. Her IQ is around 40.
- Blondie Heidi Montag shows off her body in a Maxim photoshoot. Gallery.
- Life of achievement whores. Haha, that's a great sketch. If you suck at gaming.
- She put the beer can kinda in the wrong hole. She needs to learn a lot.
- Poor, but stupid kid learns the hard way not to stand behind a horse. Ohhh.
- A little girl with a speech disorder tries to talk trash. That went so wrong.
- Hilarious compilation of stupid moments in internet video history. Classic.
- Watching a half-time show is often more fun than the actual game. Nice job!
- A dark haired hottie plays with her huge oiled-up boobies. They look yummy.
- Whale tosses Sea Lion 50ft into the air. That's what I call a lot airtime.
- Oh dear god. That was a fucking intense girl fight. They don't play nice.
- That's what I call perfection. Stunning Latino model...I want to do her.
Ha, isn't this fucking early for being a Sunday update? I know, I know :) Have a nice day and come back tomorrow for a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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Yep, currently everything seems to work out. It's working with the ladies, I'm going to the gym, having fun with my friends and of course I'm still drinking - but not during the week!!11 And to celebrate this I decided to make a gallery of the one and only Keeley Hazell. She got without a doubt on of the best racks in the world. Only two girls are fighting with her over the title. There's Gemma Atkinson and of course Lucy Pinder. I'd say Lucy is my personal fav. who's yours?
 - Two girls, dressed-up as schoolgirls make out and tease a lucky guy. p0rnish.
- Two Czech guys are pulling down random womens tops. I love this stuff!
- Hehe, that's indeed a sweet compilation of various hefty faceplants. Ouch!
- The odds of this happening are at least a gazillion to one. Stacking race-tires.
- MySpace hottie Tila Tequila knows how to work her ass in front of a webcam.
- Looks like this horse tried to do a back-flip. He forgot the rider on his back.
- Bar Refaeli looks amazingly hot in Her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot.
- Faith is playing with her unbelievable huge boobies. God I love em. So much!
- Skier tries a double front-flip and knocks himself out cold. Looks like a torpedo.
- I bet you have never seen an helicopter flying this low. Must be dangerous.
- Traffic in India is pretty crazy. Damn, I wouldn't know what to do at all.
- A driver drifts and side sweeps a poor bystander tossing him about 40 feet.
- Some guy is fucking one of these new Real Dolls. Hmm looks kinda weird.
- Say FROG. But no, this little baby girl can just say something different. FUCK!
- Musculaire hottie shows off her muscles wearing a tiny thong. Hmm.
Ok, that's it for today. Once again I'm done pretty earlier...harhar. Have a nice day and don't forget to tell me which rack to you like the most. Keeley's, Gemma's or Lucy's. Cya tomorrow.
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Basically the whole week was pretty intense, drinking wise. But the last two days were the most exhausting ones but also the best ones. We were in a Russian club on Friday, where I met and really nice girl, who I'm going to meet next week again - let's see how this turns out. Yesterday I had to be on three different birthday parties, what was a lot of fun, but also a lot of stress. I hope you had a good time too! Our today gallery features some stunning hot bikini models. It's the Hooters Bikini Pegeant. I'd like to bang em all:
 - Two sexy import models shaking their asses in the UN Nightclub in Sydney.
- Some brave skater jumps over a running car. That could easily go wrong.
- Guys built a snow jump and convinced their friend to jump his Subaru off it.
- Brooke Skye is alone in a hotel room. So she starts to touch herself. Good idea!
- WTF is going on with the Russian bouncers? They beat the shit out of anyone.
- A female drive-through restaurant employee flashes her boobies. Good girl!
- The movie "The Dark Knight" done in Lego. Hell, that is some impressive work.
- Wanna see a shitload of photos of ugly looking bodybuilder amateurs? Click!
- Only watching this video hurts soo much. Most stupid idea in history...omfg!
- Two lesbians are rubbing their legs against eachother. What a nice amusement.
- The beast Kimbo destroys some white dude named Adryan. Stupid idea...
- Some not really smart scooter driver runs with full speed into a mailbox. Hm?!
- A really cute looking girl gets caught masturbating in public. I'd bang her!
- He got my vote for the most stupid soccer player of the year? Idiot!!
- Two super sweet amateur webcam girls know how to shake their asses.
I know, I'm a bit late, but that's nothing new on a Sunday. Have a good evening and come back tomorrow for a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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