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Don't ask me why. That's the first thing, that came to my mind, yesterday morning, while I started to write this update. I was - once again - drunk...seriously. But who cares about that? Noboday, that's what I noticed yesterday too. Our todays gallery features Kimberly Holland. She's a Playboy Playmate who looks like God himself made her body:
 - Another beautiful agony video. Nice orgasm, but she looks kinda like a pig.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger famous speech. Pumping iron is like cumming. OLOL.
- Holy fucking crap. Some totally insane skiers jump down very huge cliffs.
- Some Colombian hottie does a private webcam show. Her IQ is around 40.
- Blondie Heidi Montag shows off her body in a Maxim photoshoot. Gallery.
- Life of achievement whores. Haha, that's a great sketch. If you suck at gaming.
- She put the beer can kinda in the wrong hole. She needs to learn a lot.
- Poor, but stupid kid learns the hard way not to stand behind a horse. Ohhh.
- A little girl with a speech disorder tries to talk trash. That went so wrong.
- Hilarious compilation of stupid moments in internet video history. Classic.
- Watching a half-time show is often more fun than the actual game. Nice job!
- A dark haired hottie plays with her huge oiled-up boobies. They look yummy.
- Whale tosses Sea Lion 50ft into the air. That's what I call a lot airtime.
- Oh dear god. That was a fucking intense girl fight. They don't play nice.
- That's what I call perfection. Stunning Latino model...I want to do her.
Ha, isn't this fucking early for being a Sunday update? I know, I know :) Have a nice day and come back tomorrow for a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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Yep, currently everything seems to work out. It's working with the ladies, I'm going to the gym, having fun with my friends and of course I'm still drinking - but not during the week!!11 And to celebrate this I decided to make a gallery of the one and only Keeley Hazell. She got without a doubt on of the best racks in the world. Only two girls are fighting with her over the title. There's Gemma Atkinson and of course Lucy Pinder. I'd say Lucy is my personal fav. who's yours?
 - Two girls, dressed-up as schoolgirls make out and tease a lucky guy. p0rnish.
- Two Czech guys are pulling down random womens tops. I love this stuff!
- Hehe, that's indeed a sweet compilation of various hefty faceplants. Ouch!
- The odds of this happening are at least a gazillion to one. Stacking race-tires.
- MySpace hottie Tila Tequila knows how to work her ass in front of a webcam.
- Looks like this horse tried to do a back-flip. He forgot the rider on his back.
- Bar Refaeli looks amazingly hot in Her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot.
- Faith is playing with her unbelievable huge boobies. God I love em. So much!
- Skier tries a double front-flip and knocks himself out cold. Looks like a torpedo.
- I bet you have never seen an helicopter flying this low. Must be dangerous.
- Traffic in India is pretty crazy. Damn, I wouldn't know what to do at all.
- A driver drifts and side sweeps a poor bystander tossing him about 40 feet.
- Some guy is fucking one of these new Real Dolls. Hmm looks kinda weird.
- Say FROG. But no, this little baby girl can just say something different. FUCK!
- Musculaire hottie shows off her muscles wearing a tiny thong. Hmm.
Ok, that's it for today. Once again I'm done pretty earlier...harhar. Have a nice day and don't forget to tell me which rack to you like the most. Keeley's, Gemma's or Lucy's. Cya tomorrow.
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Basically the whole week was pretty intense, drinking wise. But the last two days were the most exhausting ones but also the best ones. We were in a Russian club on Friday, where I met and really nice girl, who I'm going to meet next week again - let's see how this turns out. Yesterday I had to be on three different birthday parties, what was a lot of fun, but also a lot of stress. I hope you had a good time too! Our today gallery features some stunning hot bikini models. It's the Hooters Bikini Pegeant. I'd like to bang em all:
 - Two sexy import models shaking their asses in the UN Nightclub in Sydney.
- Some brave skater jumps over a running car. That could easily go wrong.
- Guys built a snow jump and convinced their friend to jump his Subaru off it.
- Brooke Skye is alone in a hotel room. So she starts to touch herself. Good idea!
- WTF is going on with the Russian bouncers? They beat the shit out of anyone.
- A female drive-through restaurant employee flashes her boobies. Good girl!
- The movie "The Dark Knight" done in Lego. Hell, that is some impressive work.
- Wanna see a shitload of photos of ugly looking bodybuilder amateurs? Click!
- Only watching this video hurts soo much. Most stupid idea in history...omfg!
- Two lesbians are rubbing their legs against eachother. What a nice amusement.
- The beast Kimbo destroys some white dude named Adryan. Stupid idea...
- Some not really smart scooter driver runs with full speed into a mailbox. Hm?!
- A really cute looking girl gets caught masturbating in public. I'd bang her!
- He got my vote for the most stupid soccer player of the year? Idiot!!
- Two super sweet amateur webcam girls know how to shake their asses.
I know, I'm a bit late, but that's nothing new on a Sunday. Have a good evening and come back tomorrow for a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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Not really much happend this week. I was already drunk once (on Tuesday) but that's about it. I wasn't even in the gym...until today, first day this week, that's pretty lame. But enough with this boring stuff, lets go straight to our todays gallery which features Jessica Jaymes a perfectly looking brunette girl. She could be my private secretary:
Watch Abi Titmuss sucking a dick und licking a black pussy!
 - Some chick sits on a bed and pours baby-oil over her boobies. Well done!
- A tank drives over the hood of a civilian Iraqi car and takes of. Not so cool.
- Haha, a defendant is not happy about his attorney and punches his face.
- That's how I like the girls. Dirty and naughty. College girl mud wrestling. Yeah!
- Don't mess with the Bull or you'll get the horns ...HOLY crap, poor guy.
- Lucy Pinder is without a question the hottest women on earth. Sorry Jessica.
- Elephant ride doesn't go as planned. As the horny bull wants to fuck. Haha.
- Some hot, young girl gets rid of her underwear. I like that idea a lot.
- Whose boobs game! God I sucked at this one. Didn't get one right. I suck.
- Some fucked-up guy plays the hard-baller until he gets smacked down.
- A ridiculous fat guy shooting with a small gun. Kinda stupid, but kinda funny.
- A back-flip attempt doesn't work out. AT ALL. Well that was a hard landing.
- Two lesbians are getting it on. That's some serious titty sucking over there.
- Now this whole idea was a total no-brainer. He damaged his car pretty well.
- Just another back-flip attempt, this time with a skidoo goes totally wrong.
Sorry for being so late today. I didn't mange to write it earlier. Tomorrow I'll be right on track. Cya!
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There is almost no day, where I don't drink at least a glas of booze. Yesterday I got once again, kinda out of control and today I have to pay for it with a big, fat headache. But it was once again a great night and we all had a lot of fun. On Friday I've watched Hitman. It's cool movie and there two things I liked particularly. The Audi A5 and Olga Kurylenko. She played the Russian whore, her look was great:
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 - Alison Angel playing with her perfect shaped boobies and her cold nipples.
- The AA-12: The world's deadliest shotgun. It kills everything within 200 yards.
- 200 people freeze in grand central station. That was a cool public stunt. Hehe.
- Haha, he thinks he's smart. He should think twice next time. Owned!
- Carla Bruni might be a bit older, but damn, she still got the body of a 19yo.
- Have you ever seen a narcoleptic dog? Well, that's how it looks like...hehe.
- I think much more people would go to a college if these fuck parties were real.
- Here's another video of a drunk college girl having fun. This one might be real.
- Here's an interesting, true and funny read about every girl ever. SO TRUE!
- Looks like this dog likes to bite compressed air. Haha, that looks hilarious.
- This guy is not really a ski professional. He lands on his face - really hard!
- Some crazy Arabs doing a two-wheel drive in the desert. Good job guys!
- Sara Varone is an Italian TV host with a perfect body. Her boobs are falling out.
- "This is how I fold a shirt" Did anybody actually watched her fold it?
- I'm not sure if this video isn't faked, but if not, these guys are soccer-gods.
It's time for me to get some sleep, since I got home very late yesterday. Have good night and come back tomorrow for a new Thong Of The Week Vote.
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At least when it comes to going to the gym. Until today I was three times this week. That's not bad. And I'm planing to go tomorrow too...somebody gonna have to give me a Gold-medal for that performance. An other person who deserves a Gold-medal just for being born is Gemma Atkinson. She got such a wonderful rack. I could stare at her all day long!
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 - Video compilation of various webcam sluts gettin' dirrty in front of the cam.
- How to leave the Big-Brother house in Russia. That's ENTERTAINMENT! Fuck.
- Fuck planet earth. Finally some animals who is it out loud. Hehe, funny one.
- This is for our boob-specialists. Whose boobs are those? Seventies version!
- This thing is the Lamborghini among the tractors. Haha, what a great ad.
- You don't need a snowboard to have fun on a ski run. A car is good too.
- Haha, the porn producers these days don't know what to film anymore...
- I have to say I like this kind of porn much more. Two girls are doing their thing.
- A young blonde girl and glass doors. Damn, she sucks at that game badly.
- Nice gallery compilation of various fitness models. They got bodies! BE gallery.
- You are looking for a new couch for the living room? Get the vagina couch!
- Looks like I'm not the only one who likes big-boobs. Prank at a dentist.
- A dark haired girl plays with her enourmous boobies at a whirlpool. Nice.
- How Hillbilly farmers get rid of unwanted coyotes. That's pretty fucked-up...
- She wants to sit down...but guess what, there's no chair anymore. Hehe.
Fuck, right now I'm not sure if I should go to the gym...I've sitting home all day long and now I'm not motivated anymore. Hmm. Cya tomorrow!
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Ok, I wasn't drunk throughout the whole three day, but I've been drinking every evening. Everyday somebody else came up to me with a reason to a few glases (or bottles). I'm really happy the weekend is over and I can go back to a more regular lifestyle. Our todays gallery is dedicated to women with big boobies. You know, they are my favourite type:
 - Beautiful Alison Angel touches herself, until she arrives in orgasm country. Yay!
- Streaker gets tackled by a mascot. Looks like he was sting by a bee. Ouch.
- See kids, that's why you shouldn't take roids. They let your brain shrink.
- How would you react if Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger called you? Prank.
- Bombshell Adriana Lima posting for Esquire magazine. She's so hot. Gallery.
- The good thing about this crash was, now people had free beer. Hmmm.
- A female doctor gets to check a girl and give her a full physical. pr0n.
- A commercial which shows you why you should improve your English skills.
- Yeah, stupid bitch. That's what you get, when being retarded. HAHA!
- Watch out, before you take a seat. Esp. when you got friends like these.
- This woman doesn't need a man to fuck her. She got a machine doing it.
- Young girls are having a wedgie fight. They are on their way of becoming sluts.
- A forklifter crashes into a brand new car. I don't think that was planned.
- New beautiful agony video. That's where they film faces of masturbating girls.
- A skilled downhill biker jumps down a huge ski-ramp. Damn, he got balls.
So, the weekend is over. I hope you had a great time and tanked enough energy for the new week. Cya tomorrow.
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