Copied! The weekend is over... on 13.12.2009 @ 22:13

...it was funny but also kinda exhausting. Lots of drinking on Friday and some additional drinking on Saturday. Yesterday I also found out that a good buddy of mine got "secretly" married. Congrats again Robert! I think that's it from the personal side. Our todays gallery features a stunning red-haired hottie named Meggan Malone. Her body is smoking: Meggan Malone Enter Gallery - Carmen is one of the most famous webcam models on the net. Well deserved. - Haha, now that is the biggest moron I've seen since at least two days. FAIL! - And here comes his brother...he can fail big time too. Foot to face kick fail. - Hot sex scene with Natasha Henstridge. That looks like a promising movie. - The 9 funniest Yahoo answers questions. Stupidity at it's best. Enjoy it. Ha. - Kitty MacGyver. Ahh the song brought back some great memories. Hrrr. - Marissa Miller is my #1 blonde model. She's so hot. Here's some bonus material. - A comprehensive list of Tiger's mistresses. He's been busy off the green too! - Are women as horny as men? No fucking way, they are not. But cool thoughts. - Hottie Magan Lugo shows off her great body. Yep, that's a very fine body. - This seems to be a pretty cool rollercoaster. I would def. love to ride it once. - Stunning Brazilian babe got perfect proportions...holy shit that's a perfect body. - Huge car crash compilation video from Russia's capitol Moscow. Ouch, ouch. - "I'm not a sex offender". I don't know what it is about, but it's kinda hilarious. - Leah is the blonde chick you always wanted to bang in Highschool, but got to. With the usual delay is our Sunday update online. I hope you enjoy it. I wish you all a good start into the new week.

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Copied! Looking for Love? on 10.12.2009 @ 17:00

So you're looking for your big love? You can be happy you know this website. Why? Because I found your love and made her a gallery. Her name? Cody Love - of course! Hehe. All jokes aside, Cody Love is the new Twisty's Treat of the Month, and hell yeah, she's one great treat - would make a perfect Christmas gift, packed up in a nice, big gift set: Cody Love Enter Gallery - What's the best job in the world? That's simple being a boob masseuse. WIN! - One angry & crazy Russian dude starts to smash 4 dudes standing around him. - Close call compilation. They are so lucky -- they made it into the video. Woot! - Shay Laren shows off her perfectly shaped body. She's one hot stunner. - Seems like fishers aren't the most smatest persons out there. Fail compilation. - Do not point a gun at me - because I'll headbutt your ass. That dude rocks! - Haha, this is fucked-up and hilarious. Buddy fucks his mom's best friend. - I don't know how this works, but it def. looks cool. The neverending mirror. - Even the worlds worst wannabe rapper can make a decent video. Just watch! - Everything is more fun, when you do it naked. Damn, those titties. WOW! - Hey, now this is a waterslide I'd like to slide down once in my life. It's huuuge. - Wanna know why you never won at Tetris? It's pretty simple. Because of him! - Kate does an amateurish video shooting. Slightly dark, but I like it this way. - If I ever have enough money for a boat, I would buy one of these. Badass! - What kind of school is this? The kids throw their satchels at some poor kiddo. For a change I'm right on time with the today's update. I'm surprised myself...hehe. Have a nice day!

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Copied! Fast forward... on 07.12.2009 @ 01:44

Since I'm pretty late again this week, I won't waste any time on stupid and boring ramblings of my life and go straight to the gallery I put together for you today. Her name is Luciana Salazar and she's a blonde bombshell - I think that sums it up pretty well: Luciana Salazar Enter Gallery Watch Abi Titmuss sucking a dick und licking a black pussy! - Wonderful busty Hanna Hilton shows off her perfect shaped body. Smoking! - And the darwin award winner of the year is this girl. With no fucking doubt. - It's pretty sure, this little baby isn't going to listen to RnB anytime soon. LOL. - Uber cute Latin amateur hottie does the sexy striptease thing. Nice body! - Ass shaker fail. If a women can't even do this right, what else is she good for? - Football isn't for sissis. Even the small kids have to learn it the hard way. Haha! - Lady Gaga is retarded she proves it in a very impressive way. Haha, fu bitch! - How do they call this dance? It's a pretty crazy one. Pure understatement. - Alison Angel and her wonderful boobies...I could stare at them all day long. - If you haven't seen this one coming you're pretty much completely retarded. - I wouldn't name this video "babysitter fail". Instead name it "babysitter win". - The only place on earth where you'll find something like this is Russia. Repost? - Little girl learns to fly. I hope she learned her lesson and won't try this again. - Asian girls with big titties, I will never say "no" to this kind of stuff. Shake em! - Skimming the ridges in a glider. He apparently knows what he's doing. Respect! Let's finish this late update with two hot bonus videos. Let's start with a wet, white t-shirt and Vida Guerra and continue with a long-legged chick named Ashley. Good night everone!

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Copied! 2,5 hours in the gym... on 03.12.2009 @ 17:00

That's def. way too long. It's like your 2nd or 3rd job. You go there and "waste" so much time. Ok, I didn't have the feeling that I wasted time, but still it's kinda weird to be there for almost 3 hours. At least I can now eat a piece of cake, without having a feeling...hehe. Our today's gallery features a new internet model who gave herself the "pornstar name" London Hart. She's the cute girl next door type, I hope you like her: London Hart Enter Gallery Download the secret sex tape of the Croation pop star Severina Vuckovic - Be careful today, the dildos are flying low these days. Busted amateur camgirl. - A video compilation named "Driving in Europe". It's full of crazy incidents. - That's how it looks like when you're not Travis P. and try to do a dirtbike jump. - The best scene of the most "Swordfish". The striptease of Halle Berry. Yum! - First ever tandem motocross backflip. Performed in Prague. That's a nice jump! - The police in Russia got a special task: Remove a tree. And learn to fly. Heh. - Holy schmoly....this is the biggest lesbian lickfest I've seen since quite awhile. - Great video that shows us, how our world looks from below. Metro commercial. - That's why you shouldn't do stupid stuff, when you're drunk as fuck. Ouch. - Scarlett Johansson got fuckin' awesome boobs. Short, but hot movie scene. - Cats are not very smart animals. Example 1. Or am I wrong? Here's example 2. - And because I'm already on it. Another cat video. "Do something, cat". =) - Say hello to Michelle Moore and her perfect set of titties. They are perfect! - How is it possible to be this stupid? I'll never understand some people. OMG. - Wrecking ball smashes into passing car. Supposebly a scene from a movie. And as the last link of today, picked out a smoking hot webcam babe doing her striptease thing. Cya tomorrow!

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Copied! I'm late... on 30.11.2009 @ 00:35

...as usual with the Sunday update. But I'm not telling you anything new here, so lets skip this part. Let's go straight to the better things in life. Like great asses. Our today's gallery is full of prime examples. It features shots from the legendary Miss Reef contest (2009). I hope you'll enjoy staring at these asses as much as I did: Miss Reef 2009 Enter Gallery Download the famous Pamela Anderson home sex tape - You gotta love all the slutty girls who do a home amateur lesbian videos! Thx! - Worlds smallest personal helicopter. N1 gadget. Bonus: Forklift show off failure. - The camera woman was smater than the rider. "He's going to crash". Correct. - Amy Reid knows how to present her perfect shaped body. It's play time. - He screamed so loud that he injured the other player. I hate these fakers. - It's always fun to watch a girl pwnding herself. Gun to face. There you go. - Hot cars and hot girls - that's always a good combination. Both are pretty hot. - Wanna know who is the most dangerous gangster on earth? It's him. Haha! - Home fitness training fail. Yep, that was a pretty smart move buddy. Rofl. - Cameron is a veteran webcam babe. She knows what he want to see. Yum! - You should be happy that you don't have to use public transportation in China. - Awesome table tennis rally. Problem you don't see the ball. Skateboard on fire. - Sophie Reade is a wonderful busty blonde chick. Video of a photoshooting. - Uber cute cat video for your girlfriend. Don't let this kitty fool you. Pure evil! - Great stop motion video. A matrix scene done with Lego. Busty webcam babe! I wish everybody a good night and also a good start into the new week. Stay tuned. Tomorrow it's as usual time for our Thong Of The Week update.

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Copied! Twilight hype... on 26.11.2009 @ 18:26

I haven't seen neither one of the movies and most likely I'm not going to watch them in the future either. The only reason I might take a look at this weird vampire love story might be Ashley Greene. She looks pretty fantastic and every actor makes a bad movie now and then. Check her out: Ashley Greene Enter Gallery - Two absolutely slutty amateur girls are having a fun time together in a shower. - I'm not the biggest Kobe Bryant fan out there, but yeah, this was awesome! - Russian horses don't like to have a rider sit on their back. Pure pwnage. Hrr. - It looks like god himself shaped the body of Raylene Richards. Wonderful! - Take a look into the future. Into the future of hip-hop. As gay as it gets. - Oasis of the Seas. Stunning pictures of the new biggest cruise ship ever. - Classic amateur hottie strip video. But this time it's better. It's in slowmo! - A blonde chick and a treadmill. The result of this mix should be pretty obvious. - With a model like her, you get a lot of model for your money. But also a man! - If you drive to fast in Russia, the cops are going to stop you. Just don't stop! - A dark haired model with a pretty fantastic body shows us what she got. Yum! - Talk about balance, this guy got a lot of it...Keeping a watermelon on his head. - The top ten cycling crashes that will make you go "Ohhh". The last one wins. - Testing a merry-go-round. Russian style. These people are so fucking nuts. - This is an awesome video compilation of amateur chicks getting caught. HA! Sorry for being a lil late again...I was sitting in front of the PC for hours but didn't get anything done. I think it's the weather! Cya tomorrow!

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Copied! Nikon D3000 on 23.11.2009 @ 01:59

I got myself the Nikon D3000 digital camera this weekend and already played around with it for a bit. But since I don't know shit about how to use the gazillion of options of this cam 99,99% of the pictures I took are crap, but as soon as I made some shots which are worth to be shared, you'll be the first ones to see them. Our today's gallery features the angels of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009. As every year phun.org got the best and biggest gallery on the net - 105 HQ pictures are waiting for you: Victoria's Secret Show 2009 Enter Gallery - You want to score hot girls? Get a boat and you're all set. This video proves it. - See kids, this is what happens when you use steroids. They let your brain melt. - Sewage Surfing. You better make sure not to fall into this soup. Oh my god... - Hanna Hilton and Jaime H. if this isn't a good combo, I don't know what is. - This video is pretty stupid, but I still had to laugh. Bonus: Dangerous corner ball. - Doing these complex lip dubs with a whole university seems to be a new trend. - WTF? Big sister on webcam gets felt up by her little brother? What is that shit? - Miss Gay. This is wrong is so many ways. But it ends up being uber funny. LOL. - Say hi to the worst male "pornstar" on earth. No erection, but an ejaculation. - You'd better make sure not to wash your car at this place. What a surprise. - Holy mother of god, this woman got an amazing rack...can't stop watching her! - Discussion between two cats...and one of them got betrayed. That's hilarious! - Kate is in the internet model business since ages, but she's still pretty hot! - If only the news would be always this entertaining, everybody would watch em - Damn, this is crazy. You actually don't need any money to buy food in the US. Sorry for the delay today...I hope I made up for it with the Victoria's Secret gallery...hehe. Cya tomorrow!

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