Copied! One drink too many... on 18.07.2010 @ 14:00

...that's what I had on Friday. I didn't even drink that much, but you know these days, when you don't need that much booze to get drunk, but of course you don't know that until it's too late. My friends told me I was pretty hammered and apparently did some hilarious moves on the dance floor. So for obvious reasons my Saturday consisted only of a big fat headache and a short bike trip to get some fresh air into the system. But all whining aside, here comes something BIG. 34J big. That's the size of Wendy4 boobs. No need for me to tell you these things are unbelievable big, check em out on your own: Wendy4 Enter Gallery - Alison Angel and Peaches having a great time together. Prime lesbo action. - Girl cries over internet comments, luckily her dad is the king of the internet. - If you're this guy, you don't need a card to get money out of an ATM. Hrrr. - Amateur chick cums on cam. Nice job there lady. Thank god for the internet! - There's no point arguing with an Ibex. This is pretty retarded stuff. WTF. - Christian Bale & Mel Gibson phone fight. Haha, they are a perfect match! - Leighton Meester and Blake Lively just HAVE TO do a lesbian porn together! - I gotta say, this is the hottest mechanical bull ride I've ever seen. WOW! - When price tags are in the wrong spot - you get some funny results. Yay! - Women these days, show em a webcam (in a store) and they get kinky. I like! - He tried to come up with a cool way of how to enter the ring. He failed. - The God of War movie trailer is finally here. I don't get it. But it's well done. - If you're looking for big boobs, you no further - I got you covered. Yep! - Two Russian girls dressed as maids (?) are beating the shit out of each other. - Internet classic. What World of Warcraft does to your kids. Crazy freak out. It's Sunday and the update is online early...am I good, or what? Haha, that's got to be the first time since ages...I wish you all a nice day.

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Copied! Looking for a new phone... on 15.07.2010 @ 15:36

...I'm still using a Nokia "candybar" phone with no internet access or any other fancy things regular phones offer. The most obvious choice would of course be an iPhone4. But first of all there the known issues with the antenna and 2nd of all there is the lack of Flash support, which is obviously the biggest letdown. What kind of phone are you using? And are you happy with it? What I'm happy about is our today's gallery, which features a sexy blonde chick named Anna Lovato. Great girl, great pics: Anna Lovato Enter Gallery - Holy mother of god. This is fucking prime webcam footage. Major hottie! - Painting on water. Hmmm that's the first time I've seen someone do that. - Kid flips dad's BMW into a telephone pole. He's going to be a stuntman. - And here's some more fine webcam footage. Hot girls all over the place. - Uncut version of the famous Mel Gibson speech to his ex-girlfriend. Classy! - Fat dude faceplants on Powerisers. He wasn't born for this. That's obvious. - 9 sexiest secretaries. Which one would you pick? Me: Scarlett or Christina. - Oh my...that's weird. Mascot is dancing to a Justin Bieber song. Rofl... - Some blonde woman at work. "What are you doing?" "Nothing". lulz. - Skinny amateur blonde does a home striptease video. Not bad, for starters. - Motivated skater almost made it over the fence. Yes, I said almost. Ouch. - How to destroy your scooter. It's pretty easy - when you do it Russian style. - Stunning blonde amateur hottie shakes her ass like there's no tomorrow. - And that's how they solve a parking problem in Russia. Without a grenade. - I gotta say, this is the best proposal I've seen since ages. Great job there! So, that's it for today. I'm almost right on time. Have a nice day everybody!

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Copied! Congratulations Spain on 12.07.2010 @ 00:21

Even tho I was rooting for Netherlands I gotta admit that Spain played a bit better and deserved the title. They played weak up until the half finale against Germany, but who cares about such stuff, after you won the title?! So anyhow, congrats to Spain - I had a lot of good times watching the games and I'm kinda sad it will take another 4 years until the next World Cup comes along. Our today's gallery has absolutely nothing to do with sport or soccer. It's all about Disney. Yeah that famous company doing the kids movies. It features the up and coming hotties: Ashley Tisdale, Hillary Duff, Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato. The world of Disney hotties: World of Disney Hotties Enter Gallery Watch Abi Titmuss sucking a dick und licking a black pussy! - Thank god for all the ex-girlfriend videos that get uploaded by guys. - If you're homosexual you'd better not move to Uganda. WTF? Poo poo? - It's so easy to make a Gamer happy. Haha - I bet that's what she said! - Sports Illustrated Cover model Brookyln Decker shows us her perfect body. - Weird dude freaks out during Turkish TV show. Plus: Old man fights 5. - Ichiro Suzuki makes fan cum. Haha, she was indeed pretty excited. Hehe. - Has bowling ever looked so sexy? I bet it did not. Wonderful girl, great rack! - Clumsy uncle vs. young girl on a quad. You know how these stories end... - Hamster got an elevator in his cage. And he's using it quite often. lulz. - Very cute brunette girl shows off her body in the shower. I'm into that. - Surprise bitch slap ends long-ass argument. Looks like ain't a big talker. - This got to be the goal of the year. Watch closely what happens there. - Sexy amateur chick pours water over her white t-shirt and skirt. Win! - Twilight for Guys. Now that movie makes sense. A lot. Produce it! - Trick people into thinking you're good looking. I love this chick. Great video. As usual I'm a bit late with the Sunday update...but I'll be back on track tomorrow. Cya all.

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Copied! Oh my... on 08.07.2010 @ 14:00

...lord. Germany played so fucking horrible yesterday, I almost got a stomach cramp from watching it. Now I can only hope that Netherland is going to take the title home. Ok, I think I could live with Spain as a winner too, but Holland deserves it more. Our today's gallery features a well-known burlesque model and ex-girlfriend of Marilyn Manson named Dita von Teese. I'm sure you gonna like the pics: Dita von Teese Enter Gallery Download the secret sex tape of the Croation pop star Severina Vuckovic - Blonde cutie Katie presents her sexy body. I'd hit it. At least three times. - Chick gets launched off stage. Haha, that was is one fucking epic move. lulz. - Oh sweet lord, now that's a pimp smack from hell. Haven't seen it coming. - Sex scene with former Baywatch hottie Brande Roderick. Nice job, honey. - Let's jump head first into fresh cement. Some people are totally insane. - Celebration fail. That's what happens with you ride with stupid friends. - Jessica Jane Clement totally saves this medicore ad. Oh fuck, she's hot! - Gorgeous brunette webcam chick shows off her body. She's a fine lady. - Water melon eating contest. Prime Americans at work. Haha, so gross. - Amateur chick plays with one hell of a dildo. Damn, that thing is huuuge. - "I'll bust the windows out your car for some chicken" - hilarious song. - Angelina Jolie is still the hottest mom on earth. I'm sure you gonna agree. - First person view of a F1 crash. He's flying high...looks pretty scary. - Moron of a wedding photographer almost drowns in church. Bye, bye pics! - Double suicide slide into empty pool. Why, omg why? Double front flip fail. Have a nice day everybody. Come back tomorrow for a new batch of the internets finest links.

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Copied! Hurry up... on 05.07.2010 @ 02:28

...I'm sure that's what everybody is thinking who's currently still waiting for the Sunday update. Had a rough day and no time to post it earlier (what I do have is a big fucking headache, thanks to too much Vodka yesterday). So let's go straight to our todays gallery, which is full of hotties. I called it: Girls of FHM. I'm sure you gonna love them chicks: Girls of FHM Enter Gallery - There are hot girls, and then there are jizz-on-the-spot girls. She's the 2nd. - Exploding Russian pants. The video is as weird as the title says. Haha. - Little North Korean girl amazing at guitar. A young and female Santana! - Big-boobed Italian soccer fan proudly presents her assets. Way to go! - I think this moved is called neckbreaker. Ouch! This move hurts too. Ouch! - If you hate Kirsten Steward you're supposed to love this video. I don't get it. - Latina webcam slut with puffy nipples. Yep, take a look at those... - This looter ain't got no easy life...not in a city where ppl got civil courage. - Two black stunt cocks get into a fight during a porn shooting. Haha. - The plan: Climb on the roof -> jump into the pool. Plan didn't work out. - If you love Jennifer Love Hewitt as much as I do. You gonna love this gallery. - Not so smart female TV host forgot that blind people actually can't see. - Blonde amateur webcam girl likes to show the world her body. I'm watching! - Crazy animals. The ultimate video compilation. Watch and enjoy the show. - Scare Tactics: They scare the living hell out of this poor soul. Oh my... Sorry, sorry, sorry. Gonna be on time tomorrow...I promise. Have a good night everybody.

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Copied! The World Cup finals coming closer... on 01.07.2010 @ 14:20

...so what do you think which team is going to win? My money is on Brazil...but I'd love to see a final like Netherlands vs. Germany - haha, a bit unrealistic, but who knows :) Our today's gallery is named: Mackenzies Girlfriends. It's just a bunch of girls who likes to get naked...together. I'm def. into that: Mackenzies Girlfriends Enter Gallery - Stunning amateur hotties making out like there's no tomorrow. You go girls! - Guy with crazy limbo skills that are beyond belief...that's absolutely insane. - A girl and a scooter...you already know how this is going to end. Stupid. - Big boobed British bombshell Abi Titmuss gives a blow job. Celebrity sex tape! - Fat kid's face vs. ball...Had that been a cake he would have easily caught it. - These guys who failed at Police Academy and are now guards. Hilarious. - Webcams were invented so this chick could show off her tits. True story. - Remember these cool trial bike flash games? Well here's a new, cool one. - RoboCup Soccer Word Cup finals. Terminator isn't that far away anymore. - Ashley Greene is one hell of a hot woman. I'd hit it - at least three times. - A cat fight. A real one. Between two cats. The finishing move was impressive. - Sometimes even the easiest takes, like taking a piss, can go wrong. OMG. - Carneval in Rio de Janeiro - wow, just wow. Denise Milani work-out video. FUCK! - Bungee jumping prank. I'm surprised he fell for this one. Weird clothes. - Are these retards never going to learn it? Face plant after face plant. Ouch. So, that's it for the moment. If you're looking for a hotel to stay in Singapore I'd suggest this one. The infinity pool is fucking pimp. I gotta say: I like that. Cya tomorrow.

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Copied! GERMANY!! Wembley is calling... on 28.06.2010 @ 01:00

Damn, that was a sick game. And I'd like to start this update with the following picture. So as you can see, it was clearly NOT a goal :). Nah, it was obviously a huge mistake by the who knows how many referees...I totally understand every English fan who is pissed over this decision. Like the Mexican can be pissed about the first goal against Argentina. Maybe the game would have taken a different turn if the goal got counted. Hard to say. But nonetheless, Germany played pretty well (for most parts better than England, so I would say the win was deserved), but I was def. rooting for England too, England vs. Germany, that would have been my dream finale. I don't want to see another Ger/Bra fiasco in the finale. But let's see what happens. Ah, before I forget it, our today's gallery features a beautiful Asian chick named Zheng Yifei. She's new to Phun, so give her a nice welcome Zheng Yifei Enter Gallery - Three amateur chicks dancing around naked. I want join this little party. - Horse gets a bit too excited and takes down one girl and one horse. Hehe. - Worst backflip fail I've seen since quite a while. That gotta hurt pretty bad. - Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh in one video. We need a lot more of those. - That's how Halo would have looked like, when Nintendo produced it. - Out of control drivers. Trailers for a new TV show, airing in the USA soon. - I'm not sure if this is staged or not, but it's pretty damn entertaining. lulz. - Cute brunette girl plays with herself in the shower. I feel dirty too. Hrrr. - Don't Vuvuzela your dog. You're going to regret it. Learn from this guy. - And the asshole of the month award goes to this guy. Slapping a cute girl. - Unbelievable hot blonde college girl shows off her marvelous shaped body. - Video footage of the crazy F1 crash with Mark Webber. That's serious business. - Blonde amateur girl does a pretty hot webcam video. Good job, honey. - Lucky boy films a cute girl doing a faceplant on a trampoline. Lucky bastard. - This turtle got balls as big as it's armor plate. Very impressive move there. I know I'm late. Sorry about that. Let's finish this update with a video that catches a lot of emotions from the WorldCup. USA reacts to Landon Donovan's goal. Soccer/Football call it however you like - IS GREAT. Cya tomorrow.

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