Yesterday I went to a local club with some friends. We arrived at half past twelve and the waiting queue was 50m long. We asked some people and they told us, they were already waiting 30 minutes and moved like three steps. We decided to go to another club, althought we got "VIP" tickets, we had to wait too. After 20 minutes we managed to get in. One hour later we went back to the first club and had to wait again 20min to get in. I was so pissed. Now I have to possibilities, to become a celebrity and gain instant access, or I have to open my own club!
The opening party would be full of hot models. Luba would be one of them. She's friggin hot:
- More of the one and only Luba. Video with friends.
- LOL, his wife is so stupid. Where you had sex? In my ass! It was a gameshow.
- The amazing Kate is showing us her goods. Webcam video.
- These guys must have a lot of free time. Awesome tricks with ping-pong balls.
- Very cool strip poker flash game. It's easy to win.
- Funny video compilation of people who can't dance. Hilarious.
- Paris Hilton is a hot biatch. But hell, she can't sing for shit.
- A guy is kissing a carp Why? I don't know.
- Great self-made commercial for the Firefox browser. But I'd still prefer Opera.
- Monkeys are horny too. Another monkey doesn't seem to be happy with that.
- No celebrity at MTV Cribs got a house like this one. Pimp!
- Sex or love. Women don't understand us. A beer commercial.
- 17MB video of a photo-shooting with the gorgeous Kerriana. I'd hit her twice.
- These jump shoes are really a cool invention, I want a pair!
- Howard Stern is a perv. He let brothers take down the clothes of their sisters.
That's it for Sunday. Since I didn't mange it to get wasted yesterday I'll try it today again. Hopefully it will work out better this time! Cya tomorrow with three new and hot thongs.
